"When the President said they found a lot of ballots in the river: Where is the river?"

[kpete]

Press Secretary - doesn't answer.

Also, the Pennsylvania incident did not involve a "ditch" or fraud. The have so few "examples" to point to, and she can't even get the facts right on those. She is practically trembling up there.

Link to tweet

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[musette_sf]

1. ask Matt Foley

[Nevilledog]

2. It's almost like she's lying.....

[padah513]

5. Lol yeah almost

Makes you wonder how these people sleep at night

[StClone]

25. I don't think they are sleeping well

What stage are they at, maybe

[ProfessorGAC]

44. But She Said She Would Never Lie To Us

Oh, I get it; she was lying when she said that!

[Nevilledog]

45. Yup. First lie.

[Bengus81]

47. Suppose when she tells hubby he's "larger" than most

He believes her? Just wondering.............

[Nevilledog]

51. It's not like men haven't been lying to us about what 8" looks like.

[Siwsan]

3. In his head, along with the rest of his lies.

I sometimes feel like I'm living in Bizarro World.

[JohnnyRingo]

4. Probably the most inept press sec ever.

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I can't figure out why Trump picked her for the job. What could she possibly have going for her?

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Drip with a heavy coat of sarcasm.

[Doreen]

8. She's a blond and a stupid one at that. The kind he likes.

[PatSeg]

9. She's a pretty blonde

He really cares about the visuals.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

27. She resembles Ivanka.

Maybe Fat Donnie thinks he has a chance with her to fulfill his incestuous fantasies

[Biophilic]

16. Actually I don't think she is inept I think she's just what he wanted

She has no morals, no sense of decency, and no sense of honesty. She is just like Trump. She is a totally immoral and evil person. Otherwise she couldn't possibly perform the way she does as his press secretary.

[Alacritous Crier]

17. Yep . . .

same reason he wanted Barr.

[obamanut2012]

18. I actually agree with you

I thought SHS was evil AF, but she is just kinda evil. KMc is evil in a cold-blooded, icy way, which scares me.

[maddiemom]

24. The "Iron Barbie doll."

[JohnnyRingo]

53. Strong possibility...

...that you're right.

Hard to believe that Huckabee was too moral for the job with this president.

[Biophilic]

55. God, that made me laugh

Somehow I have trouble thinking of Huckabee and moral in the same sentence. Too sad and too frustrating.

[yankeepants]

29. But she's always wearing a jesus cross...

[comradebillyboy]

6. It's any river you would like it to be. nt

[RussBLib]

7. "I will never lie to you"

after that, she should just be savaged

[COLGATE4]

10. Right near the Bowling Green Mountain coyote massacre

I think that's where they grow cofeve.

[dchill]

13. You mean the Bowling Green Mountain ...

...Covfefe massacre?

[COLGATE4]

14. The very same!

[0rganism]

11. based on her response, i'm going to say the river is "Lethe"

frankly it would make a lot of sense if this whole sordid drama was some oddly poetic national-scale punishment right out of Tartarus

[PatSeg]

12. Oh, he was good

We need more like him! She complained about the lack of journalistic curiosity and look what she got. Be careful what you wish for sweetheart.

[Flo Mingo]

15. The episode in which

A reporter asks a question about the president's claim of ballots found in a creek and the press secretary scolds him for the press not digging further into the issue.

If any of you still communicate with Republicans, show them this and tell them it's why we look at them like they're stuck in a bad romance. He's lying and we can't believe you can't see the bullshit he's feeding you.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

19. I could not imagine

having to be a spokesperson for a con man/liar

[dalton99a]

20. Kick

[leftyladyfrommo]

21. Bowling Green River. That's where everything happens. nt

[Yavin4]

33. It's too soon to make jokes about the massacre.

Many invisible people died that day.

[leftyladyfrommo]

52. Just like some people I know who think the 220, 000

are just imaginary.

[peggysue2]

22. The river is Denial

Which is the campaign's entire strategy: Don't trust your lying eyes and ears. Just believe us as we make it up.

These are not reliable narrators; they're simply mouthing the prepared script. The current press secretary isn't informing the press, she's merely touting the company line for an audience of one--Trump.

The entire fiasco is disgusting.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. Where the van he lives in is parked

[rurallib]

26. If I was going to destroy ballots to throw an election I would shred them

Their stories stink. I know that some 7 spoiled ballots were thrown in a wastebasket.

[Aviation Pro]

28. Rejoinder

"Do you think we don't know how to use Google, K-Lie? So, since we couldn't find a single iota of evidence on these supposed ballots showing up in a river or who this mysterious they are, I'll rephrase the question.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NAME OF THE FUCKING RIVER AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?"

[bucolic_frolic]

30. I think what's on his mind is

going "up the river".

If it's an accusation, it's projection.

If it's a vague reference with no clarity, it's anxiety about a specific outcome.

[DanieRains]

31. It Wasn't A River It Was A Lake And It Was Papers From Yanukovych Who Manafort Worked For

You know, Manafot your criminal former campaign manager.

Not ballots.

There. Glad I could clear this up.

[ProfessorGAC]

46. Beauty!!! (nt)

[Pepsidog]

32. Someday there will be a reckoning and these traitors will pay for their lies.

[StarryNite]

34. Wow, she really sucks.

He's asking her questions and she's asking why there isn't any curiosity? WTF?

[Yavin4]

35. That reporter is being mean. Kayleigh is doing her best.

She left a good job in the city where she was working for the man every night and day.
She never lost one minute of sleeping worrying about the ways things might have been.
But the big wheel keep on turning.
Proud Mary keep on burning.
Rolln', rollin', ballots on the river.

[littlemissmartypants]

48. ...

[2naSalit]

36. Liar liar hair on fire!

[Boogiemack]

37. Maybe they can be found in that "swamp" Trump cleaned up? nt

[getagrip_already]

38. The river is denial, it's just south of shitze creek.......

And she will just keep claiming it's true.

[creeksneakers2]

39. I want to know

where the tape recording of the coup is.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

40. A journalist asks a question about mail in ballots found in a ditch and she refuses

to answer on the grounds there is no journalistic curiosity about ballots found in a ditch.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

41. It's clearly the River of Blood.

You know, the River of Blood...it was from that famous entanglement during the Civil War known as the Battle of Trump National Golf Course.

[yaesu]

42. I heard a back story to that, seems to stem from a law repugs in that state passed that voided

voided ballots that weren't properly facing in the right direction when placed in the envelopes, seem they threw a bunch away, don't think a river was involved, no fraud, just repug dirty tricks.

[Ferrets are Cool]

43. It will not be long until she has "family issues" to attend to.

[Bear Creek]

49. Ohio River

During one of the Bush elections supposedly ballots from Cincinnati was thrown in the Ohio River. Just admitting years later. 😆

[littlemissmartypants]

50. She could have replied

"Will you shut up, man?"

But since the prez has now set the bar for serial interuptions, oh well...

She serves at the pleasure of the journalists and their curiosity now.

[Fozzledick]

54. Maybe this one? (NSFW)