You ever wonder, after reading GD on a heavy news day,

[LuckyCharms]

if you are having a nightmare and you can post whatever you want because it's all a dream?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Seems that way sometimes.

[BootinUp]

2. No time to process it all

[uriel1972]

3. can't be weirder...

[uriel1972]

31. I said that before Trumplestiltskin got covid-19

go figure.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. I used to fire up the coffee machine every day. Now, I read DU 1st,

Just to see if the USA imploded.

[Hekate]

10. How could you tell?

[First Speaker]

5. Tell me about it...

...I mean, having the Martians hovering over our cities is bad enough. Having Florida losing 5,000 square miles in one year due to rising sea levels was pretty bad, too. These sure seem like dreams to me...but here's the kicker: I've been dreaming that *Donald Trump is President of the United States*... ...time to get back to sleep, and when I wake up, it will all be a bad dream...

[LuckyCharms]

9. LOL...I think that all the time

[Hekate]

6. I've seen some people who seem to believe that...

Someone out there tonight is speculating that if both Trump & Biden die, then.....
...
...
...
... Wouldn’t Bernie be president?

Christ on a trailer hitch

[underpants]

7. What? Something happen today?

[LuckyCharms]

11. I pooped today.

[underpants]

13. It's 12:17!

[LuckyCharms]

14. I know. I'm still pooping right now.

[underpants]

17. Me too.

You can’t just “revisit” hummus as a late night snack

[LuckyCharms]

29. I'll race ya.

[underpants]

30. I'm fast

I’ve got the runs

[OAITW r.2.0]

15. Is this news?

If you didn't, that would be cause of concern....for you.

[LuckyCharms]

18. Actually ,what would be news is if I WAS NOT

continuously pooping.

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. I would suggest metamucil for you.

I shit you not!

[LuckyCharms]

21. Is that something I can drink with a straw? It's easier to drink with

a straw while sitting on the toilet.

[OAITW r.2.0]

24. As a TV Doctor, my advice is....sure!

It may be a long haul on the throne, so bring the phone and keep refreshing DU!

[LuckyCharms]

25. I use my desktop computer.

The monitor is in the tub. It's a little far away, so I use binoculars.

[OAITW r.2.0]

26. Pic, please....I can't help if I can't figure your poop situation.

[crickets]

16. Gold star for you!

[LuckyCharms]

19. Can I have a cookie instead?

[crickets]

22. Sure you can! :gives you favorite cookie: 🍪

[LuckyCharms]

23. Thanks! You're nice.

[Marie Marie]

27. Do NOT eat that cookie. That's not chocolate - it's Ex-Lax.

[LuckyCharms]

28. Mmmmmmm! Ex-Lax!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

8. It would be the first dream I ever had that was spell and fact checked in

[elleng]

12. Sadly, no.