Please be extremely careful, this could all be Bullshit, the October surprise.

[rufus dog]

He is dropping in the polls, failed in his debate, a short few days ago the "bombshell" tax report drops.

And now he has COVID. What does that announcement do?

Takes the taxes issue off the table, takes the Proud Boys comment off the table, AND get's him sympathy.

Next he will announce he has some symptoms but is taking a new drug developed by Brand X. He has a miraculous recovery, comes out in a week and says he is fine due to the miracle cure and pounds his chest and says only he was right, everyone else was wrong about a vaccine, especially Biden. Then he will do a bullshit display of the bullshit drug in the Rose Garden and say he saved the World.

He lies, he is a scam artist, and he hates to be wrong. This will be his latest scam.

[rainin]

1. We can't believe anything at this point

[Claustrum]

2. Why would putting COVID at the front good for him?

His poll dropped when COVID got bad. He is still against COVID as soon as during the debate.

And with COVID, he won't be able to do any real campaigning for the next few weeks. This is important time for him to be out there, not quarantining.

[rufus dog]

13. COVID is at the front

And the trend is up. So the Oct numbers are going to increase causing his poll numbers to decrease. His out, claim he has it, claim due to his leadership rapid release of a vaccine occurred, take a miracle drug, push it, come out in 10 days and say see how healthy I am! Drink this snake oil!

He is a fucking reality TV star!!!!!

[Claustrum]

26. But Trump don't want to answer any questions about COVID.....

During the debate and even today in a press conference, he said COVID turned a corner. Now he got it. Every question he will get is about COVID. That's not the thing he wanted to talk about.

[rufus dog]

28. Go back to your six or seven year old self

And then apply the Claustrum 6 year old logic.

[BannonsLiver]

24. Biden could be pressured to take his ads down if Trump gets seriously ill

That would negate his massive cash advantage. Personally, I hope they keep the foot on the gas and show no mercy.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

3. I'm gonna 'Alex Jones' this one: "It's a false flag. So he

can pretend he's such a "tough guy". He kicked the virus' ass...."

[oregonjen]

4. Thought the same thing

[LizBeth]

5. You are right. And if he has no illness, or doesn't linger we can pretty well figure that.

But wow will people be even more disgust4ed with him if that were the case. Never his base. They will back him with everything.

[TheRealNorth]

6. +1

I don't put anything past them.

[kerouac2]

7. First thing that came to my mind.

Biggest con ever?

[Grown2Hate]

8. I was just coming to post something similar and

you nailed my thoughts. Since when do we take a Trump tweet at face value?

I don't know what to think about ALL of this, but... I'm proceeding with caution.

That being said, I was ABOUT to turn the TV off when Brian Williams got the call in his ear. Now I won't be getting to sleep soon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Maybe just trying to get out of the next two debates?

[rufus dog]

16. It does get him out of the debates

Provides cover. He is a child, didn't study for the test, fakes a sickness and creates chaos to get to the next week.

He dies from COVID and I will offer my apologies.

[Ace Rothstein]

10. I'm not sure he gets much sympathy due to how he downplayed it.

[TheRealNorth]

25. I could see the Republicans trying to take the angle.....

That criticizing Trump for his handling of Coronavirus is the same as blaming him for being sick. You know, us mean, heartless Democrats.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. A desperate gambit to get reelected.

Nobody will ever convince me he didn't do this on purpose.

I wonder if he deliberately tried to infect Biden.

[Frasier Balzov]

12. So is he going back on hydroxychloroquine?

[eleny]

14. Yup. He gets over it quick because he's the chosen

Oct. surprise to save his ass. It has to be the first thing we speculate.

[Yavin4]

15. They cannot fake this.

The health of the president is of national security importance.

[rufus dog]

19. Are you kidding me

The dude who works with Putin behind closed doors! Come on man.

[smirkymonkey]

17. I'll believe it when he's...

Oh, never mind. I'm not going to risk getting banned over this pathetic drama queen. My only consolation is that my nightly prayers are just that much closer to coming true each and every day.

[rufus dog]

20. I am with you

Only then will I believe him. Until then he is the scared kid in bed holding a thermometer up to a light bulb.

For full disclosure, I did that in 1st grade, but it was over a girl who kept chasing me around at school. I think my temp was 106 but for some reason my Mom didn't panic

[diva77]

18. I can't help but think of Kenneth Lay

[marble falls]

21. It takes nothing off the table. The law suits go on and the real October surprise ...

the proof he's been laundering money still goes on.

Nothing stops because he got sick. He did to himself. We don't take pity on patri and matricides just because they're orphans.

[ecstatic]

22. A trusted astrologist confirmed my suspicions. He is doing secret financial deals

with foreign countries and/or leaders. He's not dying, at least not within the next 20 days or so.

I don't know if he has corona or not, but I think he's trying to distract us from his ongoing corruption. Also, she said a lot of his deals will be taking place around the 10th-13th. The good news is, a lot of his plans are probably not going anywhere due to mars retrograde. lol.

[The River]

23. I Thought He Would Do This

before Easter. Fake sick, report he's dying and then, like a miracle, he comes back to life on Easter Sunday! (and goes golfing)

[unitedwethrive]

27. I wouldn't put anything past them.

All they do lie, cheat and steal.

[rainin]

29. Liars lie

Stay tuned for the next episode of reality TV which is our lives now.

[Midnight Writer]

30. The October Surprise.

The President was pronounced dead at 6:05 PM. An intern shakily pulled the sheet over his face.

The Doctors and the Nurses in the room were in shocked silence, then breaking into sobs.

The Head Doctor, a big, strapping guy with rough hands, suddenly cried out "Dammit, Sir. You can't leave us like this! You had so much more to do for The Country!"

Another man in the room sighed. "Who's going to tell his beautiful widow?"

And then. "Is there a breeze in here?" "No, of course not. This ICU is sealed." "Well, I swear I saw that sheet move!"

Suddenly the President sat up from the table, the sheet pooling in his lap.

The President's eyes focused like a laser on the Head Doctor.

The Doctor said "No! No! This can't be. You were dead!"

"I don't have time to die! I spoke with God, and after he begged me to forgive him for the very unfair treatment I've received, he told me he would send me back for another term, to make up for what the Liberal Communist Anarchists took from me!"

The Head Doctor collapsed in astonishment. "It's a miracle! A true miracle! I was a Godless atheist, but now I believe!"

"Oh, I know you believe, Doctor. And now They all will believe. I took the power from God! Now all must either bow before me or fall before me!"

Then Kayleigh asked "Are there any questions?"