wow trump really screwed up

[mnmoderatedem]

I mean, if only he had not get tested, then he wouldn't have COVID....

[Cha]

1. No kidding!

[ResistantAmerican17]

2. Yup. No kidding.....

[Aussie105]

3. Perhaps Trump

was a bit negligent in his hydroxychloroquine regimen, his bleach injections, or UV enemas?

But I'm not believing the latest news, not without 100 doctors verifying it. Trump has told too many lies.

[ronatchig]

7. My first thought was

Is it a sympathy ploy? But then why Hope and Melania?

[COL Mustard]

14. Collateral Damage

[jaxexpat]

23. Coffee splattered on screen and out both nostrils.

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, Mustard.

[COL Mustard]

27. Sorry...Send Me The Bill!!!

[NurseJackie]

4. Boom!

[Alacritous Crier]

5. HOW ABOUT THAT?!!

smh...

[dalton99a]

6. Yep.

[DeeDeeNY]

8. So true!

[bucolic_frolic]

9. There's going to be such a run on Clorox

Is Oxiclean any good?

[dawn5651]

10. i am not so sure he isn't lying

when has he ever told the truth

[klook]

13. Good point. Could be a case of lung spurs. (nt)

[KS Toronado]

22. He's lying because he's looking for an excuse not to do the remaining debates.

Or is it his Oct surprise? "Just like a miracle....it disappeared overnight" Quick follow me to the promised land my
children, the Lord has spoken. Hair-Doo will lie and cheat to stay out of prison.

[shelshaw]

11. First symptom:

Inability to smell his own BS

[gab13by13]

12. OMG Post of the day

[dalton99a]

15. +1

[Illumination]

16. He lives in an alternate reality! This dude screws up all the time. In fact if you look

closely, his head isn't SCREWED on right!...

[scarytomcat]

17. how do you spell quarantine?

UH OH

[Fyrefox]

18. The "kung flu" is true...

With Trump testing positive for Coronavirus, I've never seen a stronger manifestation of karma...

[doctorzuma]

19. FAKE NEWS

Seriously, I don't think he's tested positive, this is his way OUT-he knows he's going to lose the election, so he needs to save face. I know this sounds ridiculous but I don't trust anything he says or does.

[bucolic_frolic]

20. It is a potential jiu-jitsu move of public opinion

Where you push hard in one direction, then abruptly yield in the opposite direction to change the predicament you are facing.

Oh! Tragedy! Trump is infected!

Oh! Miracle! Trump is recovered! Jesus saved him! It means he should be reelected!

Don't put anything past them.

[jaxexpat]

25. Not sure that's the ploy.

Trump would find it impossible to give anybody credit for doing him any favors, that includes Jesus.

For him it would have to go more like, "With a touch of my holy little hands, I healed myself, I'm the miracle I told you about."

[PirateRo]

21. Ohh, look at that!

Wishing the First Virus every success in its first term!

This first 11 days...amiright?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

24. And only if he hadn't mocked Joe at debate for wearing a mask.

[Woodwizard]

26. I have zero empathy for him.

Maybe it will knock a little sense in the anti mask crowd but I doubt it.

[Progressive dog]

28. Thanks, trump says so many stupid things

that it's hard to remember them all.
The truth is that trump knows how dangerous the virus is but believed that he was protected by making others wear masks and be tested often if they would be near to him. Trump just wants to keep known infections low by letting the virus spread and directing health officials not to report cases.
If he dies, I think they should report the cause of death as obesity in "honor" of his covid response.