Asked my waitress if she had heard about Trump.

[leftyladyfrommo]

Her eyes over her mask lit up and she said, "Is he on a ventilator yet?"

She hates him.

And maybe we will have 14 days without having to hear from him.

[soothsayer]

1. Ha! Finally he's the nation's cheerleader

[leftyladyfrommo]

2. It only affects old people, you know. nt

[getagrip_already]

23. or those with underlying medical conditions......

like oh, lets say.... hypertension, heart disease, drug abuse - especially through nasal passages, dementia, or having no morals of any kind.



Thoughts and prayers, but not the kind you think.

[Maraya1969]

39. Vin Gupta said Trump was Obese today! He tried so hard to keep

that diagnosis away from him. Even lying about his height.

[leftyladyfrommo]

40. Or those with no underlying conditions.

Or young people with strong immune systems.

Let's face it. It can be really horrible for anybody.

[getagrip_already]

41. agreed!!! I was just playing off his lies that most people have nothing to worry about.....

Except he falls squarely into the most high risk of patients going into it.

[leftyladyfrommo]

44. That is why this is so stupid. He stood up there and

told his crowds that it only affects old people.

Anderson Cooper said that he needs to look in the mirror. He is old and he has several preexisting conditions.

He is so delusional that he might really have believed that it couldn't touch him.

[smb]

51. He Has Three Major Risk Factors: Age, Obesity, and Poverty nt

[beachbumbob]

3. until he can still tweet but he is not at that point of not tweeting, we gotta hope he gets symptoms

and out for a month

[jaxexpat]

7. Put his widdle thumbs on ventilators too.

[Maru Kitteh]

4. BIG TIP! Yup. I would be leaving a nice big tip.

[leftyladyfrommo]

5. I see her every morning. I always leave a tip. nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. +1

[LymphocyteLover]

8. LOL!!!

[Illumination]

9. Love this! Nancy Pelosi is just 2 ventilators away from the Presidency!...

[getagrip_already]

25. the GOP is ALREADY challenging the succession act of '47....

Saw news reports this am that they would challenge any attempt to swear in pelosi. of course the 6-3 scotus will be completely impartial on this one.

[Illumination]

27. Just heard Pence tested negative also...

[AlexSFCA]

32. bummer

let’s say if he acts as president, can he still cast a tie breaking vote in the senate?
Are we still waiting for Amy Barrot test results?

[Illumination]

34. Can't answer your questions but maybe Mike Pence is lying or will soon test positive. Let's keep

positive! There's hope in all this mess!...

[aka-chmeee]

10. I don't know folks,

I think it's a hoax!
I really hope it's not tho I don't him to croak (right now) I would be mildly pleased were he to be blessed with all the long lasting gifts that can offer. And I wouldn't be inconsolable with grief if the whole family riding in Air Force C19 with him get a good scare as well.

[Aussie105]

13. Possibly.

It may be a hoax. Avoiding further debates, looking for the sympathy vote, etc.

Personally, I'm ignoring this until there is definite verification, and Trump showing up visibly sick, like Boris.

Until then, all those people speculating about what happens next should just STFU! And wait patiently.

(If I get an invite to Trump's funeral, I will politely decline.)

[TommyCelt]

17. Hmmm...

But I don't think there's enough of a float of undecideds out there to garner a sympathy vote.

More likely is he wants to avoid the debates, and then pop up after the quarantine and say "SEE I BEAT IT! PUNY VIRUS!"

I honestly don't know what to believe from the White House who cried wolf....

[alfredo]

20. If

If he doesn’t go to his summer palace to play golf, then it might be true.

[marble falls]

21. Sympathy vote? None of the RWers have even shown a scintilla of sympathy, ever.

[dixiechiken1]

15. Agreed.

I don't believe it for a second. This has Karl Rove written AAAAAAAALLLLLLL over it.

[getagrip_already]

26. well, it certainly pushed aside all the news about taxes and debates......

And now they can focus on the senate hearings and bthe bidens like good little media darlings.....

[Pluvious]

49. And the Malignia Tapes n/t

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. Her reaction would have made my morning too!

I'm still not convinced this isn't a grab for distraction, sympathy or some other scheme.

If he gets over it quickly he'll say "see, it's no big deal"
OR it will turn out the test was faulty and he'll say "see the testing is flawed, so why do them"

[IronLionZion]

12. Evil must be preserving him and his cronies

since everyone around them has tested positive a while back. I'm surprised it's taken this long for Trump and Melania

[niyad]

14. We need to find his Dorian Grey picture.

[LaMouffette]

16. Like others, I think it's a hoax!

I think Trump has such a pathological need to be right, plus he wants to bolster his base, that he is pretending that he has it so that he can pretend to recover from it. That way he can proudly exclaim: "See? I said it's no big deal, and whaddya know? It's no big deal!"

And like others, I hope that if he has it that he does not die, just suffers immensely. Dying is too good for him.

[USALiberal]

18. Eating out??? nt

[leftyladyfrommo]

24. I go at 5 am and there are 2 people there and we are

30 feet apart. Have to wear a mask going in and out.

I never go where there are very many people.

[jcgoldie]

19. "14 days without having to hear from him"

OK twitter your table is ready. Perfect time for that ban...

[Major Nikon]

22. ...

[Lady Freedom Returns]

31. Hahaha 😄!

[sarge43]

28. All I hope is Baron Trump is safe.

Otherwise, if you don't like masks, you're going to hate a ventilator.

Thank you, Karma.

[marlakay]

47. Barron tested negative

I think he lives with grandparents, would you want to be anywhere near Trump. I think Melania does try to protect him.

[sarge43]

48. Good. I believe you're correct, double plus good. n/t

[Kid Berwyn]

29. Putin got the working ventilators from Jared for free.

Jared got the busted ventilators from Putin at cost.

[Riverman100]

30. Karma

just karma. I don't wish anyone ill, but maybe this will teach him something if he survives? NAAHHHHH

[Major Nikon]

33. Don't worry

[Nevilledog]

36. I think that's my new name for him...Virtually Nobody.

[DBoon]

42. So Trump is now a virtual nobody?

I always suspected as such

[keithbvadu2]

35. Give Donald one of his broken ventilators.

Give Donald one of his broken ventilators.

[BobTheSubgenius]

37. I'm sure he will be tweeting, at the very least.

I'm sure he will have lots to say about how Antifa caused this, or how it's Hunter Biden's doing.

[leftyladyfrommo]

38. Somehow Obama and Hillary caused this. nt

[DBoon]

43. Haven't you heard about all those people Hillary murdered?

Almost like a Quentin Tarantino movie.

[leftyladyfrommo]

45. Hillary out there blasting away with her AK47. nt

Obama's tan suit was a dog whistle that a pandemic was coming.

[Blue Owl]

46. K&R

[BlueWavePsych]

50. Soon!