This would be a great opportunity for him to fake his own death.

[raccoon]

Quit wearing makeup, learn to speak with a different accent, dye his hair and wear glasses. And move to someplace where it’s warm all the time. Or maybe Argentina.

That way he could stay out of jail.

[JT45242]

1. Thought that too

Only problem is...where does he get enough money to pay off his Putie-pal to avoid drinking a tainted diet coke?

[JHB]

8. Even that wouldn't guarantee anything

Even if he somehow paid everything off, he himself is no longer useful and would be a liability.

[raccoon]

5. No, but I remember "Moon over Parador. " nt

[mitch96]

9. I was thinking the same thing.. a body double..

Then again tRump likes his luxury and would not want to learn a new language. Oh yes and about that extradition thing.....
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[Rstrstx]

3. Argentina doesn't take Nazis anymore

So that’s out. But why would he want to fake his death? He can’t stand being out of the limelight for a minute, a few months (or days) would go by and someone named Donaldo Triumfo would start tweeting from somewhere in bad Spanish, which would still somehow be more intelligible than his tweets in English.

[Ilsa]

7. Haaaaaaaaa!!!

I can just imagine Donaldo Triumfo trying to get a copyright/ patent on his name for branding as a business mogul.

[greymattermom]

6. Exactly

My thought is that he will fly to Mar a Lago to quarantine, fake his death, and escape by private jet to his prearranged location.