Okay, I'll admit it: It's now October and I'm surprised.....

[brooklynite]

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. My only surprise is that last nite didn't happen sooner

[rzemanfl]

2. K&R.

Confession is good for the soul.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I'm surprised he didn't come down with the 'rona a couple of months ago.

[Mystery sage]

4. Yeah I truly got me I'm surprised it took this long.

I thought he and mcconnell have drank some juice that makes them live forever it seems.

[lagomorph777]

12. A potion made from Demon Semen, Alien DNA, blood of immigrant babies, and HydroxyClorox.

[LuckyCharms]

5. October?

Surprise!!

[TwilightZone]

6. I figured that he had it months ago and somehow recovered.

It was one of the few explanations for why he was so cavalier about it around people who'd been exposed, like his kid.

Of course, another of the explanations is that he's an egotistical dumbass who thought he was somehow immune.

[Claustrum]

8. While on the surface, he seems cavalier about it.

WH and people around him took it seriously with testing and other stuff.

So it might well just took them months to get their guards down and the reality finally caught up with him.

[MyOwnPeace]

9. I honestly thought

that the "testers" had him surrounded and nobody could even come close without everything short of a rectal exam (if you're a Democrat you automatically get that!).

Somebody let their guard down...........

[TwilightZone]

11. Very possible.

The timing is just so perfect in the immediate aftermath of him mocking Biden at the debate. One couldn't have scripted it any more appropriately.

[Nay]

15. Indeed it was. Maybe the agent of karma finally had enough of his ego. nt

[lagomorph777]

13. Testing doesn't help much if you're a maskhole. You have to mask too.

[Laelth]

7. 2020 goes down as the most bizarre year of my life--without question.

This whole year continues to surprise me (usually in a bad way). Today is different, however. Today, I can’t seem to stop giggling and chuckling. Schadenfreude is a guilty pleasure.

-Laelth

[lagomorph777]

14. I know - I keep getting the giggles today.

I really double over with guffaws when I picture Captain Clorox on a ventilator.

[TwilightZone]

16. "Captain Clorox"

That might be my favorite.

[brush]

10. Pleasantly? Be honest.