"I MEAN, HE'S 74 AND HE'S SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT..."

[Miles Archer]

No, he's 74 and morbidly obese, shithead.

Doctor was asked if he had any complicatiing factors other than his weight.

[soothsayer]

1. Yeah we yelled at the tv

[LuckyCharms]

2. Just a smidge.

A bit. A tad. A little schooch.

[The Blue Flower]

3. That right there is a tipoff

They aren't going to be honest with us.

[Pachamama]

5. +100000

It was a show....

[onecaliberal]

4. Trump is at least 100 pounds overweight.

[smirkymonkey]

6. With high BP, high cholesterol, a terrible diet and a lifelong drug habit which

has been known to aggravate inflamation. Not a great candidate for pulling through.

[Miles Archer]

7. Not to mention 24 hour seething rage

If he had an ideal weight and ate like a champ, the rage alone would eat him alive, eventually. Although Fred was a monster and lived to the ripe old age of 94.