Am I the only one wondering what the heck is going

[ALBliberal]

on with his hair and spray tan routine? I know it’s a shallow thought but geez must be so “hard” on him if he can’t perfect the Orange and elaborate comb over!

[Dem2theMax]

1. I wasn't wondering about that specifically.

Although I had noticed that his color changed in the last few days. Maybe he was so pale from becoming ill that they had to change the shade of his foundation.

(I can't even believe I'm writing something like that about the President of the United States!)

Disclaimer: I don't actually think of him as the legitimate President.

[soothsayer]

2. Right? It was weird to see him without the orange in that homemade video

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Does this mean tRump is the first woman elected president?

How many men do you know of using foundation and makeup daily, 16/7?

[Dem2theMax]

8. Trump is his own species.

Women are not going to claim him as one of their own.

And the only answer I can come up with for your question is, Bozo the Clown!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. You are three for three! . . . nt

[lostnfound]

14. Doctors may want see color of skin which is common

Also he shouldn’t expose a makeup guy

[Newest Reality]

3. I was thinking...

I was thinking of him starting to jones for the Adderall.

"I order you to get my golden straw and crush me up some Adderall, now!"

[Marcuse]

4. That may be his problem with masks. They turn orange.

[cyclonefence]

5. No. No, you are not.

Will there be NDAs?

[ALBliberal]

6. I would say yes! No cell phones near him either.

[Dem2theMax]

9. Tabloids would pay serious money for that photo!

And I would be in line to see it.

[CatMor]

11. I have been wondering about his hair ....

I keep thinking about what Michael Cohen wrote in his book about seeing trump after he had a shower and one side of his hair was down to his shoulder. Must be the side he swirls around. Poor hospital staff has to see that.

[Chainfire]

12. Ok, I am going to reveal the truth about Trumps hair. He is totally bald, in the normal sense.

It is all one hair that grows out of the top of his left ear. That is why his hair grooming cost so much. It takes a real artist to twist it up like that. The hair is orange because it rusted up years ago, and no dye will cover up rusty ear hair.

Don't let it out who told you or I will lose my cabinet job.

[Foolacious]

13. Yes! You are the only one. No, wait...

no, you're not the only one.

Aw, jeez, what do I know? Maybe you are, maybe you're not.