Over/under on Trump playing golf this weekend?

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[BamaRefugee]

1. He already has a 9am tee time.

[LiberalLoner]

2. LOL!

[BamaRefugee]

3. It's an old golf joke ;-)

Saw it earlier today on DU but I don't know who posted it:
Ralph and Sam have been best friends and golfing buddies for many years. They had sworn a pact that whichever one of them died first would come back and tell the other if there was, indeed, golf in heaven. Well, Sam dies, and Ralph awaits confirmation.
Some weeks later, Ralph wakes from a deep sleep when he hears his name called. He sees Sam standing beside his bed. Eagerly, he greets Sam, and, impatiently, asks, "well, is there golf in heaven?"
Sam replies, "well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, yes, there is golf. The courses are amazing, better than we could have imagined", and continues extolling heavenly golf at length.
Puzzled, Ralph asks, "so what is the bad news?"
"Your tee time is 9a.m."

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4. That's good. I like it.

[MurrayDelph]

7. My favorite golf story

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie..."

[tanyev]

6. Why is that bad?

Just because it's early? I'm a non-golfer and a natural early riser, so it sounds fine to me.

[imaginary girl]

9. If his tee time in heaven is nine ...

Doesn't that imply his time on earth is ending?

[tanyev]

10. D'oh! Thank you.

I just skimmed quickly over the joke itself.

[MurrayDelph]

5. If it was good-enough for Bing Crosby

It's good-enough for Trump.

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8. The fu_ker is sick. He'll be dragging before the turn...

and will beg off from finishing.

[Mordred]

11. High probabliity

that we're told and shown a photo or 2 of him on the course but a low probability he actually completes a round.

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12. Right, total photo op.