How does Bill Barr not have covid-19 yet?

[Yavin4]

Or am I being impatient?

[soothsayer]

1. Tick tock! Giuliani too!

[mchill]

29. See this?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CF_nKjSpi8S/?igshid=1gauooxqdabb5

[soothsayer]

32. Yes indeedy!

[LizBeth]

2. He would be the one to hide it.

[DeeDeeNY]

3. What about Ghouliani?

How is he still okay??

[Lefta Dissenter]

4. I'm right there with ya!

I’ve been chanting his name, with hope in my heart.

[Sugarcoated]

5. Maybe he does

[enough]

6. Have faith. NT

[Claustrum]

7. He suddenly reversed course and went into "quarantine" 2 days ago

And no news since then. I wonder if he just doesn't want to announce it.

[Inablueway]

8. Maybe

He is the wrong species.

[Wicked Blue]

34. Good one nt

[Beachnutt]

9. I bet he does along with gooliani but we won't know

until one of them dies

[JHB]

10. Who says he doesn't?

[Nevilledog]

11. Not sure he doesn't.

Said no quarantine and then did the exact opposite.

[JDC]

30. I agree

[Maeve]

12. Can't be sure he doesn't--only that he SAYS he doesn't

Same goes for the Ghoul(iani).

[nature-lover]

13. He could already be. I don't think that we would hear about it if he was positive.

[rzemanfl]

14. It only affects humans and cats AFAIK. n/t

[RockCreek]

15. 2 of the biggest liars in the administration

Or, perhaps, liars at par for this administration.
I don't believe that they don't have it.

[gay texan]

16. It's not human... n/t

[Ferrets are Cool]

17. Got my fingers crossed.

And incense burning.

[still_one]

18. How do you know he hasn't. He might have it but not saying

[underpants]

19. He could be type O blood

There seems to be evidence that type O has a lower risk of catching it.

[ace3csusm]

20. Im with you, Trump is the new Oprah

You get Corona , You get corona ...everyone gets corona .....

[BSdetect]

21. He's probably too toxic even for this virus

[TruckFump]

22. There simply are somethings even a deadly virus will not do!

Top of that list could be Bill Barr. 😎

[soothsayer]

33. I think his blood type might be Hellman's

[TruckFump]

35. Lol!

[bamagal62]

23. Well, he decided to self quarantine.

So, maybe he does have it but isn’t admitting it.

[mchill]

24. I figure as soon as he announced he was quarantining

He was positive

OR

He is getting Regeneron as a prophylactic per orders from Trump

OR

Both

And, btw, Chris Christie checks himself into the hospital with the first sign of a symptom (or maybe without a symptom and just a positive test) so he can get Regeneron.

And why have none of the Trump children gotten the virus? Jared Kushner was everywhere! Are they getting prophylactic Regeneron too?

[Laelth]

25. He probably does. n/t

-Laelth

[bdamomma]

26. just a matter of time

he will get it.

[Miigwech]

27. Call Nurse Ratched (Sarah Paulsen) to look into it, LOL

That, I'd love to see.

[BlueNProud]

28. Because even Covid is disgusted by him

[eShirl]

38. !

[Pathwalker]

31. He's a human-pig hybrid, so maybe that gives him immunity?

[Tribetime]

36. They both have it they're hiding it until they can't

[Takket]

37. advanced filtering

the air Barr breaths is drawn in by drumpd and passes all the way through his body before passing through the anus to lips juncture and into Barr's mouth. Hard for the virus to go all that way

[Shermann]

41. The dozen infected WH staff members should have formed a human centipede nt

[lettucebe]

39. I think he does -- note he "decided" to quarantine when at first he was a no

Most likely he and Ghoulani will have it soon enough. Anyone catch the video of G coughing himself silly during an interview?

[Marius25]

40. Who says he doesn't?

He was adamantly refusing to self-quarantine a few days ago, and then he suddenly changed his mind and announced he's quarantining.