#GIRL BOT is Really Keen...

[Tommymac]

Hey kids, shake it loose together

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The spotlight's hitting something

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That's been known to change the weather

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We'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick around

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You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound
she's Got Electric Boots, a Mohair Suit...

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You know I read it in a magazine oh...
Girl Bot and the Tweets

[Ananda62]

1. JFC

🤦🏽‍♀️

[LizBeth]

2. I am hearing something about Trump in a rage about this. And here I dismissed it until I saw Trump

bothered. Is this what it is about? Too funny.

[OneBro]

3. Excessive ALL-CAPS are a 98.6784% accurate indicator of "unhingedness."

Yes, "unhingedness" is now a word. Feel free to share it without attribution.

[Roland99]

4. And the girl bot tweet was nearly *THREE YEARS OLD*

and that account is flagged 4.1/5 by Botometer as Astroturf

[Midnightwalk]

5. At least I accomplished something today

I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED HOW TO USE CAPS LOCK ON MY IPHONE AND WAS FINALLY MOTIVATED TO LOOK UP HOW.

I MIGHT HAVE TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN. MAKES ME FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER. NOT.

[malaise]

6. The biggest political scandal in history is how this fucking lunatic

stole the presidency

[Tommymac]

7. Second will be how he has raped the Treasury since he took office.

But don't worry, be happy - Girl Bot is on the job.