And I asked the internet- "What is a fly's favorite food?" The answer is:

[PaulRevere08]

Common house flies are attracted to decaying organic filth such as feces and rotting meat.

Yep - 36 million viewers can verify.

[PubliusEnigma]

1. Trump and Pence walk into a bar.

A fly lands on Pence's head and says, "Is this stool taken?"

[underpants]

3. Love it.

[malaise]

4. Stealing this

[central scrutinizer]

6. Works better if spoken than written

“Is this tool taken”

[JudyM]

7. !

[Hoyt]

2. Pence will forever be remembered as the loser with a fly on his head.

[betsuni]

5. A fly in the ointment.