Michigan Terrorists look exactly like i expected them to look

[sunonmars]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/militia-began-kidnapping-plot-shortly-after-trump-praised-armed-anti-whitmer-protesters-as-very-good-people/

Link to tweet

[secondwind]

1. They appear to be related.

[gratuitous]

2. The family tree may not fork

[Tarc]

69. The family tree is more of a wreath, really.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. My guess is that their dad is their brother.

[lindysalsagal]

22. OK. I gettit.

They don't make an emogi that's half eeewwww and half rofl....

[flibbitygiblets]

87. This is about the closest thing I can find

[Johnny2X2X]

13. 2 on the right are brothers.

13 arrests so far, but I am not sure this is over.

Apparently there are snipers on the roof of the State Capital right now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. The guy in the middle looks older, so

he's probably the father as well as the brother. The one on the left is just a cousin and a brother so he doesn't look as much like the other two.

[leftieNanner]

42. I'm crying

Laughing!

Thanks.

[onethatcares]

61. if you were to ask them

Who's your uncle?

what would pass as an answer?

[dhol82]

81. It is a conundrum.

[central scrutinizer]

105. Bro-pappy

I believe is the correct term

[AllaN01Bear]

86. theirs or security?

[lunatica]

51. Inbreeding. Must keep those genes pure you know.

[safeinOhio]

55. Inbreeding is the only road to

a pure race.

[soldierant]

83. Because it worked so well

for the Pharaohs and the Ptolemies and the Hapsburgs and the Romanoffs ...

[GB_RN]

90. Bluebloods!

That’s where the term came from; inbreeding royals, etc, resulting in genetic issues like haemophelia.

[soldierant]

96. Exactly.

Tutankhamen, for instance, was a complete wreck. They're not sure he could even walk. and his teeth in the resonstructions really do remind me of the Hapsbiurg jaw.

[GB_RN]

102. The Shallow End

Of our gene pool could definitely use a little (or a lot, depending on your point of view) of bleach, seeing these guys as prime, inbred examples. 😂

That IS a joke/sarcasm, for those who read shit too literally.

[Thekaspervote]

53. .that happens ....one small town 3 last names

[onethatcares]

62. yep,

him, his and uhh

[Captain Zero]

89. Hahaha. How true.

nt

[grumpyduck]

3. They look like they came from Central Casting.

[TheRealNorth]

9. Trump likes 'em that way.

[fierywoman]

33. He likes them that way so he gets to feel superior to them.

[onethatcares]

63. that's how he picked pence

check it out. Straight out of central casting....

of course he didn't need dialogue.

[Walleye]

11. 👏

[greenjar_01]

17. Real tough construction workers straight out of Central casting, and they were crying, and they said

"Sir,..."

[Leghorn21]

35. ..."and they said, sir, we haven't ever cried in our lives, even when we were tiny little babies..."

been here done this, eh jar??

[A HERETIC I AM]

39. 40 years ago they would have had decent, Union jobs in a GM or Ford plant......

gone boating or fishing on weekends and hunting in the UP every fall.

Now they are pissed that a large, multi-national screwed them out of a decent living and they want to (edit here to say "Convinced to) blame brown people for their lot in life.

Or a woman governor, whichever comes first.

[volstork]

46. They ought to be cursing St. ronnie.

Instead, they worship him.

[A HERETIC I AM]

49. No doubt!

the Michael Moore film "Roger and Me" came out shortly after I moved to the Detroit area, and it tells an accurate story.

General Motors moved activity from perfectly well functioning and profitable plants in Flint and elsewhere to Mexico so that they could go from a $55/hr wage and bennie package to a $12 one.

And these asshole want to blame the Mexican workers for it! As if it was their fault! (I'm being rhetorical, but I am sure, not inaccurate)

To modify an old political saying;

No one ever lost a demographic underestimating the stupidity of offended white people

[volstork]

57. You are absolutely correct.

LBJ (who had his own issues, to be sure) said it best:

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

[Hassin Bin Sober]

64. Jay Gould said he could hire half the working class to...

.... kill the other half.


These idiots work for free apparently

[A HERETIC I AM]

71. And the years of systemic racism in Michigan are legion

Ford, GM and Chrysler seemed to have been very adept at pitting the black and white factory workers against each other over the years, in spite of the UAW's efforts to the contrary.

There is a very good reason "8 Mile Road" is famous.

Anyway.....fuck those fascist assholes. They deserve what they have coming to them

[Doremus]

74. Reminds me of the old joke.

A billionaire, a black guy, Latino guy and a white guy order a pizza. When it comes, the billionaire scoops up 3/4 of it, throws a dollar bill on the table and whispers to the white guy "Watch out for those other two, they're trying to take your pizza."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

31. From "Deliverance."

[liberalla]

40. That was my thought too...

[cwydro]

4. Neck beards seem to be a requirement lol.

Enjoy prison lowlifes!

[kimbutgar]

5. I bet they smell and women won't sleep with them!

[samnsara]

34. well that wont be a problem anymore ;)

[reACTIONary]

99. One of them was ...

.... kicked out by his girl friend and was living in the basement of the store that was raided. Accessed through a trap door covered by a rug.

[kimbutgar]

106. Smart woman she knew he was a loser

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Think folks would be surprised

as to the numbers of clean shaven dudes who are members as well.

[Gothmog]

7. Hatred, bigotry and violence have no place in the great state of Michigan

Link to tweet

[roamer65]

50. I hate Michigan domestic terrorists.

So there is some hate in MI.

[louis-t]

8. Is the guy in the middle the same guy?

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=simg:CAQSwwIJ-rJzWeIkPaYatwILEKjU2AQaAghCDAsQsIynCBpiCmAIAxIouxu-HLobvRzCH7wbwRy9G8Mf9hjILdot2y2sLqI6zy_1BLoY7qTrRLxowQvE9NS8ea27N15ysyxUjPnL4VfbIfZXikgz_1MfClccSmQuTGVY9z-sIwTNSJUeYvIAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgSPXxNgDAsQne3BCRqkAQohCg5wb2xpY2Ugb2ZmaWNlctqliPYDCwoJL20vMDF0MmxuChwKCWdlbnRsZW1hbtqliPYDCwoJL20vMDE5cDVxCiMKEG1pbGl0YXJ5IG9mZmljZXLapYj2AwsKCS9tLzAxMnFkcAoYCgVldmVudNqliPYDCwoJL20vMDgxcGtqCiIKDnNlbmlvciBjaXRpemVu2qWI9gMMCgovbS8wNG43Z21nDA&q=michigan+protesters+at+capitol&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiw87uB4aXsAhUgAZ0JHTmoBqkQwg4oAHoECBAQKg

[Bradshaw3]

18. I can't tell for sure

But I did read that at least a couple of them were at that putsch.

[louis-t]

100. Same hair.

And look at the beard. Same tuft of hair on the cheekbone. He was on the news after this event making excuses for screaming at someone behind the masked police. This photo will be viewed 100 years from now. Sorry about the photo blizzard. I was in a hurry.

[vercetti2021]

10. Oh lord

I imagine...and this is probably accurate. 4chan is in their history on chrome, firefox or whatever. Cheeto dust under their finger nails, owns maybe one fedora, has one fleshlight under their bed, lives in a basement, drinks mountain dew and plays call of duty

[grumpyduck]

19. Hey, watch it, I have a fedora.

So there.

[vercetti2021]

23. Hey a fedora can work with some

These guys reek of it

[grumpyduck]

27. It's an Indiana Jones fedora,

a gift from a friend. I rarely wear it, but I kept it.

[vercetti2021]

43. That's acceptable!

Indiana Jones is awesome

[ironflange]

38. I have one too

And I'll have you know I look perfectly smashing in it.

[ProfessorGAC]

56. Same Here!

I've got 2. A brown & gray.
Then I've got 3 short brimmed versions for golf.

[LizBeth]

14. white supremacist, KKK, Nazi thugs extreme RW terrorists. Nothing about them are militia.

I agree, RW Terrorists.

[lees1975]

15. talk about an "October surprise."

Thanks, guys, for ensuring that Biden carries Michigan.

[samnsara]

36. and always having to wear a mask in prison...hahahaha

[PatSeg]

16. Yep

All the guys who couldn't get a date in high school, because they were so obnoxious. Now they are going to take it out on everyone else. Governor Whitmer probably reminds them of the girl who blew them off.

[grumpyduck]

21. Good point.

[llmart]

85. You're assuming they went to high school?

They're probably drop outs.

[PatSeg]

93. I think

they dropped out after Sue Ann wouldn't go to the Homecoming dance with them!

[llmart]

103. OK, now I just almost choked on my tea.

Hilarious.

You, not them. There's nothing hilarious about these militia goofballs.

[PatSeg]

109. It is really hard to understand

what goes on in their little brains, but there is something about the way some families raise boys in our society that needs to be addressed. Far too many mindless extremists and a lot of them are heavily armed.

Hope the tea didn't go down the wrong way!

[krispos42]

20. Without looking...

...Meal Team 6? The Gravy Seals?

I'm guessing mismatched camo and lots of facial hair.

[underpants]

24. Just mugshots.

Beards. Definitely Meal Team 6

[krispos42]

37. He he, we should send them some dildos

Or those vagina sex toys, so they know approximately what a real one looks like.

[Wednesdays]

54. Fleshlights

Mentioned in post #10.

[uponit7771]

107. lol 82nd ChairBorne

[Lucinda]

25. ❤️ ✿❧🌿❧✿ ❤️

[Norbert]

26. I wonder if they will start a GoFundMe account for these clowns

like they did the 17 year-old murderer.

[TheCowsCameHome]

28. "Hi, I'm Darryl, this'muh other brothers Darryl..."

Inbreds...

[leftieNanner]

47. "Hi. I'm Larry."

"This is my brother Darryl. And this is my other brother Darryl."

You can't forget Larry! And they were dumb, but sweet.

These guys? Not so much.

[smirkymonkey]

59. *snort*

[samnsara]

30. can we say in breeding.....

...its like the HOME episode on X Files...

[LovingA2andMI]

32. Of Course...

n/t

[underpants]

41. Kaleb of course there was a Kaleb

It’s like the new middle name Wayne

[Cirque du So-What]

44. Heh

At your suggestion, I formed images in my head of what these specimens looked exactly like I expected.

[volstork]

45. Yep.

We certainly haven't cornered the market on rednecks here in the south.....

[llmart]

92. True story.

I moved from the South to Michigan and my new next door neighbors asked me what I missed about N. Carolina. I listed a bunch of things and then added, "but I won't miss the rednecks". They were both Michiganders from birth and said to me, "Oh, you just wait until you get up beyond the tri-county area of the lower peninsula. We've got our own special kind of rednecks." That was before the Oklahoma bombing.

The gun culture and rednecks here are much worse than I ever experienced in N. Carolina.

[volstork]

95. I lived in the midwest for several years, and

that was my first realization that rednecks are everywhere.

[llmart]

104. Yep.

I was a much younger person when that episode happened and I always look back at it now and think of how naive I was to think the redneck personality was only in the South. Now that I'm older and have lived in four different states I realize how prejudiced my remark was. As an aside, my next door neighbors were a lesbian couple and after I got to know them better they would open up to me about how they were treated by some of the neighbors. They were considerably older than me and didn't live next door for long.

[Yavin4]

48. They look familiar

9 Al Qaeda Terrorists Arrested In Kerala, Bengal Raids: Probe Agency NIA

New Delhi: Nine Al Qaeda terrorists were arrested this morning as multiple raids were carried out in Kerala and Bengal, the National Investigation Agency (NIA) said. The raids were conducted in West Bengal's Murshidabad and Kerala's Ernakulam.

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/9-al-qaeda-terrorists-arrested-as-national-investigation-agency-conducts-raids-in-multiple-locations-in-kerala-bengal-2297820

Someone please explain to me the substantive difference.

[lonely bird]

79. Well, one would guess that the Michigan guys are "good Christians"...

Which makes it OK.

Please don’t step in the steaming puddle of sarcasm.

[The Wizard]

52. The parents met at a family reunion (NT)

[oswaldactedalone]

58. Clearly there are deficits

in that gene pool.

[onethatcares]

60. ya'll missed the memo

where they worked out jumping on the stage and heading for the closest railroad spur to grab the gold and head

It was the plan for the ages.

[Traildogbob]

65. GITMO....period

Is it too late for an abortion? I am sure this bunch is pro execution.

[bucolic_frolic]

66. Why do 80%+ of them have beards?

Is it a Civil War look?

[Dem2theMax]

67. Since one of Trump's buddies now owns most of it,

Ancestry.com should give all of these guys a free DNA test. That way they'll know how closely related they really are.

[Mr.Bill]

68. Two clicks in and I got a notice the site was not safe.

Just sayin'.

[Midnight Writer]

70. Other Democrat Governors are being threatened.

I hope none of our security people have been compromised.

That would be a true nightmare.

[spanone]

72. Cue the banjo music....

Deliverance

[llashram]

73. clear and present danger

to all citizens who love their country. These fools shame this country as their great Truman balcony fuhrer does constantly. Thank god they failed

[mnmoderatedem]

75. I can hear trump's defense already

"I don't know them"

[keithbvadu2]

77. They brought us coffee one time.

[OMGWTF]

76. The Unfuckables

[warmfeet]

78. They look like

David

Lock them all up. Weld the locks shut. Put them all in the same cell. They can work it out. Life is very short.

[George II]

80. Mug shots of 10 of the 13 charged:

[dhol82]

88. What a mess of incels!

[alterfurz]

111. aka The Master Race...

...Troglodyte ed.

[mwb970]

82. I guess maybe the guy on the left is the brains of the outfit.

But that's like saying that Moe is the smartest Stooge.

[C Moon]

84. Bye bye forever!

[malaise]

91. Video

[lillypaddle]

94. Hubba hubba!

[LuckyCharms]

97. I'm unexpectedly aroused.

[dalton99a]

98. Their headquarters

[dchill]

101. "Ah don't reckonize yer thorty!"

[bullwinkle428]

108. Good luck finding one high school diploma amongst the lot of them.

[moondust]

110. NRA spawn.

LaPierre and some pals got very rich off terrorists like these guys.