Call Now! CALL NOW !! REGENERON !!!

[My Pet Orangutan]

Link to tweet

[Beachnutt]

1. Got a phone #?

I want mine now... (not really)

[DinahMoeHum]

2. BUT WAIT !! THERE'S MORE !!

[Leghorn21]

3. I'm lovin this WAY BIGLY!!

That music is ta die for!! That REGENERON announcer just freaked my dog out, too!!

Happy super bigly WELL DONE!!

[My Pet Orangutan]

4. 'And you will see some amazing things happen'.

Your cats will have catnip, your dogs will get treats !!

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. Trump's shares in the company will increase.

I'm pretty sure he gets a kickback from each Gov't contract he hands off to his buddies.

[My Pet Orangutan]

7. When the catnip kicks in

[Boogiemack]

5. He still looks bad. Jaws getting shallow. I recognize the look.

And he has those COVID eyes, He may have taken off is bullet proof armor but he is still losing what seems to me to be muscular tissue is certain visible areas. On the other hand it could just be loss of fluids.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

8. And if you call in the next 10 minutes...

... you'll receive a free MyPillow with your order.

[My Pet Orangutan]

9. A free MyPillow up you ass

with a free 30 n0thing nobody day guarantee,

[sprinkleeninow]

10. Today only!! Free stereo and 8 track cassette player!11!

[GeorgeGist]

11. Serious concern ...

Regeneron funded this entire con.

[Enoki33]

12. The sprayed on hopped up regeneron spokesman at work.

From David Plouffe.

[dflprincess]

13. He sounds like Peter Popoff

selling "miracle spring water".

[musette_sf]

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