Mother comforts son after terrifying attack by animal

[Bernardo de La Paz]

with six legs and wings and compound eyes.

[Nevilledog]

1. He really does look like a cadaver.

[malaise]

3. Both of them - so stiff

[Nevilledog]

5. But he's got that waxy skin, rigor mortis limb thing going on.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. Oh God. The only erection of a limb Pence is going to get.

I think I just wet them.

[Nevilledog]

10. Quit filling my beautiful mind with disgusting images...there's hardly any room left.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. No offense, none taken.

[Nevilledog]

24. You know I was totally kidding, right?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

25. Of course.

[Mariana]

7. He acts like one, too. nt.

[Tanuki]

11. That's why the fly came to check him out.

[magicarpet]

2. No,,. No,... Mommy is saying,... "Mike,.. how come you smell like shit ?"

[SheltieLover]

6. Hahaha

[malaise]

8. ROFL

DUzy!

[secondwind]

4. I swear, this man shows so little emotion in everything he does.... he's like a robot.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Jesus Christ,he looks like shit.

[diva77]

14. Did they check for maggots today?

[diane in sf]

17. Remember, he's got a religious obligation to carry the maggots to term.

[MontanaMama]

23. All flies matter.

[TheBlackAdder]

15. Mother is hoping to become FLOTUS for at least a couple of months.

[Tree-Hugger]

16. Wow! Look at that passion!

Look at the magnetism. You can just feel the firey hot passion and the genuine soul connection between the two. Love is beautiful.

[LuckyCharms]

19. Shit. Now I'm picturing them fucking.

Damnit.

[Tree-Hugger]

21. HOT!

As hot as two ice cubes rubbing together.

[LuckyCharms]

22. Please, I'm trying to stop a bad habit...oh fuck it...

(unzips fly)

[Tree-Hugger]

26. Unzips fly?

Is that how Pence's fly was released? Dear God.

[LuckyCharms]

18. Why do all of these big right wing men have

small delicate hands?

[dawg day]

20. The passion in that kiss...

Get a room, you guys!