Breaking: Trump doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize

[PubliusEnigma]

"The World Food Programme has been announced as the winner of this year's Nobel Peace Prize for its efforts in combatting global hunger"

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8822727/World-Food-Programme-wins-Nobel-Peace-Prize.html



I really thought this was Trump's year.
I mean, he peaced the Middle East, right?

[Just_Vote_Dem]

1. I'm SHOCKED, I tell ya!

[dalton99a]

2. "Very Unfair. Nobody Knows More About Hunger Than Donald Trump"

[Cirque du So-What]

15. Do they need a special permit

to travel in tandem?

It’s an extra wide load, after all.

[pfitz59]

3. Let the rage tweeting begin!

As if Trump had a chance.

[gohuskies]

4. Nobel Committee would need a special category

For Drumpf, the Piece of Sh!t prize would be the only chance for him to earn a prize. The mofo doesn’t even deserve the prize in a box of cracker jacks.

[Wicked Blue]

6. +100 nt

[lagomorph777]

13. LOL

[gratuitous]

17. Hey now, be fair

Trump would so deserve the prize in a box of Cracker Jack if he paid for--oh! Wait. I totally see what you're saying.

[captain queeg]

5. Damn. Everyone is so mean to him. The worst treatment in the history of the world

I dare say he will be remembered by history however

[PubliusEnigma]

10. Nobody likes him, everybody hates him, he'll just go eat Coronavirus.

[Thomas Hurt]

7. The fascist that nominated him will be pissed.

[MissMillie]

8. Surprised we haven't seen a whiny tweet yet (n/t)

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[Wounded Bear]

9. Like Melania said, "He peaced on the Middle East."

[PubliusEnigma]

12. And it was an extra long morning peace, taboot.

[dalton99a]

20. +1

[underpants]

11. Some of the voting was probably mailed in

He and Jared probably split the peacing vote.

[yellowcanine]

14. Uh oh. Brace for a Twit storm

[onenote]

16. He wasn't even nominated for this year's award. Not that he won't still complain.

He was nominated for the 2021 prize. Nominations for 2020 were due at the end of last January.

[PubliusEnigma]

18. So, you're saying that we could get rid of this asshole and he could then win a Nobel

Bizarro!

[onenote]

24. I wouldn't bet on him ever winning a Nobel. All he wants to win is a pardon.

[gohuskies]

19. Here is his custom made Nobel P.O.S. Award

Because he is so special....

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/green-bottle-flies-feeding-on-dung-647820541

[COLGATE4]

21. They're debating right now whether to

call it "Fake News" or claim it's Obama's fault.

[tenderfoot]

22. But he was nominated for a NOBLE prize

I don't think they're awarded.

[eppur_se_muova]

23. That PROVES the voting was rigged ! nt