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Sun Oct 11, 2020, 06:44 AM

Stepdaughter birthday gifted me with two joints she bought in Massachusetts and took back to N.J.

Around 11 pm, was on the patio singing to myself, "Everybody must get stoned."

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Reply Stepdaughter birthday gifted me with two joints she bought in Massachusetts and took back to N.J. (Original post)
3Hotdogs Oct 2020 OP
magicarpet Oct 2020 #1
ChazInAz Oct 2020 #10
dem4decades Oct 2020 #2
ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #3
dem4decades Oct 2020 #4
ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #5
magicarpet Oct 2020 #11
Eyeball_Kid Oct 2020 #9
ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #16
peacefreak2.0 Oct 2020 #6
Quemado Oct 2020 #7
USALiberal Oct 2020 #8
Illumination Oct 2020 #14
ihas2stinkyfeet Oct 2020 #17
SleeplessinSoCal Oct 2020 #12
Illumination Oct 2020 #13
3Hotdogs Oct 2020 #20
LizBeth Oct 2020 #15
KY_EnviroGuy Oct 2020 #18
malaise Oct 2020 #19

Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:00 AM

1. You selfish little shit,... you did not invite DU over....

... for the burn it party.



Can you visualize that,... 4,738 stoned liberals Bogarting a Cheech&Chong monster joint on your back porch.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:15 AM

10. Doot,doot,doot

Looking out my back door!

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:00 AM

2. If Trump wins i'll be singing that every day. I don't think i can be not stoned then.

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Response to dem4decades (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:09 AM

3. i made a pledge for election night-

 

a drink for every state joe wins. a shot for every state that is called at poll close.
and a bottle of bubbly when he hits 270.
i should be hung over till christmas.

i need some weed.

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Response to ihas2stinkyfeet (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:11 AM

4. Have a bottle of champagne on ice for the day Trump is gone.

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Response to dem4decades (Reply #4)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:11 AM

5. well sure but

 

bourbon also.

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Response to ihas2stinkyfeet (Reply #5)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:21 AM

11. Is heroin still a controlled substance ?

When trDumpie gets his walking papers and told to scram,.. I want to have the biggest block party evah....

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Response to ihas2stinkyfeet (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:11 AM

9. First, every vote counts. He must be crushed.

Second, there was a time when I "needed weed." I never put it that way, but that's how it was. Today, I'm awash in the stuff. I legally grow my own. My state was wise enough to understand that big and consistent revenues can be collected from licensing the manufacture and sales of a relatively benign and desirable plant. There's been a bit of oversaturation of pot stores and greenhouse growing operations, but we're all adjusting in the most benevolent of ways.

Perhaps a national referendum is coming soon, and I hope that you'll have the same availability as I do. As for growing, the strains are potent and the plants only add to my gardening activities. Stay safe and be discreet in those areas that still use pot laws to harm people.

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Response to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #9)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:51 AM

16. saw kamala say yesterday that it should be legalized.

 

i just dumped a stock in a canadian company that was doing well for me, but is now floundering.
it was the only one out there and they were planning to expand here. but it is legal in so many stated that the bottom is dropping out.
they need to fix the banking situation.

i am not too interested in growing my own. too much of an incentive for a robbery if word got out.
but i should. got everything i need, being an urban farmer and all. but as you say, it is everywhere. i had a medical card, but i let it expire. but i can get it from a dude in the next block.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 07:18 AM

6. Hope legalization comes soon.

My friends and I just harvested our first crop.
It made me laugh to see my kitchen table covered with bud. My song of choice was “Shanty”.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 08:59 AM

7. Friendly advice: don't transport cannabis over state lines

Transporting cannabis over state lines is federally illegal, even if both states have legal sales:


https://potguide.com/blog/article/why-you-should-never-transport-cannabis-across-state-lines/

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Response to Quemado (Reply #7)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:36 AM

14. It's also illegal to have a housing voucher & smoke pot in a federally funded apartment building.

 

Even if pot is legal in that state...

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Response to Illumination (Reply #14)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:52 AM

17. the illinois law allows public smoking spots.

 

for that very reason. dont think there are any yet, tho.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:21 AM

12. I promised myself that in mid November 2016

....when CA passed pot legalization and rejected Trump by an overwhelming margin, to get cannabis for Christmas with my Fox addicted mother. But i never did. Old habits die hard, I guess.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:29 AM

13. You are a role model for your stepdaughter! It's of utmost importance that we take care of

 

our bodies now. Especially our lungs...

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Response to Illumination (Reply #13)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 03:02 PM

20. She's 51.

No more role models.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 09:49 AM

15. Ah, what a sweetheart. My son is educating me on brew beers, lol. He is in another state, calls up

beer stores and talks to the y9oung people about putting together beers for me to try. Then i have to write a critique on beers for him.

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 10:02 AM

18. Happy birthday, 3hotdogs!


KY......... ..........

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Response to 3Hotdogs (Original post)

Sun Oct 11, 2020, 10:04 AM

19. Where I live every adult in a household can have three plants

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