Ivanka Trump Applies for Job as Biden's Daughter

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what many viewed as an ominous sign for Donald J. Trump’s reëlection prospects, Ivanka Trump has applied for a job as Joe Biden’s daughter.

Trump’s job application, which was leaked to the press on Saturday, included her promise to make Biden’s Presidency “even more successful” than her father’s.

“As awesome as Ivanka Trump has been, I believe Ivanka Biden will be even more awesome,” she wrote.

Trump appeared to have difficulty finding tangible achievements to include on her application, other than “Did not write a tell-all book.”

Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/ivanka-trump-applies-for-job-as-bidens-daughter

[NCjack]

1. Ha ha -- Jaded will be serving his prison term and not available to work in Biden Admin.

Ivanka has to parent their kids, so she is available to work part-time, provided Donald and Malaria will help her by baby sitting their grandkids. (They both said they are looking forward to it -- better than prison.) When Jared's term is open, he and Ivanka will swap roles -- off to prison she goes.

When Jared becomes the parent, all hell will breakout when Mr. Trump deduces that Jared is Anonymous.

[Silent3]

2. Sorry, Ivanka, Biden is not the kind of daddy who will have sex with you n/t

[UTUSN]

3. Bwah!1

[Aristus]

4. "Had a hand in serving Trump" isn't on her resume?

Shame...

[dalton99a]

5. Ivanka Trump will be truly awesome with an indictment in New York

[JohnnyRingo]

6. "...don't have to take Jared". hahaha

That could be the deal clincher.

[Hugin]

7. There's always her skill with corn silk and a paint gun.

Quite the artist.

She also knows rotten pumpkins.

[PatSeg]

8. Love the last line

Finally, she ended her application with an attempt to boost her chances of being hired as Biden’s daughter: “You don’t have to take Jared.”