So when he was "King" of Atlantic City,

[PCIntern]

Trump bought a Maserati at Kerbeck’s, the luxury auto dealer in NJ. Naturally he bought an automatic since shifting and using a clutch was for the suckers and losers. Anyway, A couple of days after the purchase, he called the dealer Irate.

“I’m having a terrible problem with the car and you need to fix it immediately.”

“What’s the problem?” said the service manager.

“The car was fine when I picked it up in the afternoon. Last night I got in to drive it and it wouldn’t move.”

“Did it start?”

“Yeah it started but when I put it in gear it wouldn’t move”

“What do you mean it wouldn’t move?”

“I put in D for driving in Daytime but when I put it in N for nighttime, it just sat there.”

And he wonders why he’s losing Michigan.

[soothsayer]

1. I imagine he doesn't even know how to drive a car

Just a golf cart.

[brush]

2. Pls tell me this is from "The Onion" or "The Borowitz Report".

This can't be a true story.

[malaise]

3. What matters is that we all know that it is real enough for us to believe

that it could be true

[PCIntern]

6. Some people say it's true,

Others think I adapted a joke

[unblock]

4. Everyone knows driving an automatic is just like voting. D to go forward, r to go backwards.

[PCIntern]

5. Excellent

[brush]

8. Kudos. I see what you did there.

[unblock]

9. Can't take credit for it, it's a oldie but goodie.

My mom told me that one over 40 years ago, and she didn't come up with it either.

[brush]

10. And it's funny how it still applies...not funny actually. Sad.

[Zoonart]

7. Many people are saying...

that you are shading strongly.

[qwlauren35]

11. I'm going to make a VERY inappropriate comment.

Check Trump's hair color...