How devious of the anti-Catholic Democrats to nominate a devout Catholic to be president.

[PaulRevere08]

They would make Vizzini proud.

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[waddirum]

1. Devout

now get out devote

[Iliyah]

2. republicans in their sick little minds truly believe . . .

GOD favors them over anyone else. They do not have a cap on Christianity.

[magicarpet]

3. No,.. the proper terminology is De-vout the vote,..

Oh my Goodness... Im all mixed up now.

[The Magistrate]

4. What A Silly Rabbit You Are, Sir

All devout people are Republicans!

Don't you know that?

Because he's a Democrat, devout Republicans know he can't be devout.

That's just horse-sense, fella.

[abqtommy]

5. My horse told me to tell you "neigh"!

[PaulRevere08]

6. Ha! Fixed the typo and mailed my ballot today.

[anamnua]

7. The Dems are the only party to stand Catholics as presidential candidates.

In both previous occasions: Al Smith and JFK.

[hunter]

8. My own relationship with the Church is complicated.

It's a Dread Pirate thing. I can attend Roman Catholic or Orthodox Mass anywhere accepting of the faith and immune to poisons. Spent most of my childhood building up immunity to all sorts of religious whack.

Biden's Catholic faith seems very similar to that of my wife's faith, astonishingly altruistic.

Mine not so much.

If I was Emperor of the Universe I'd suggest a spirited game of rugby on the White House lawn with Trump's undead head. He would say awful misogynistic things to the women playing which would only encourage them to kick his head harder.

Pence would be in his closet masturbating, as usual.

[PaulRevere08]

9. Put that game on Pay Per View and you would outdraw any event in history.