Sample questions for Trump tonight:
Audience member: “Me And my whole family love you Mr. President! What we all want to know is, Stormy Daniels said your penis is shaped like a mushroom and we just wanted to know which type of mushroom is it shaped like?”
Audience member: “ Hi Mr. President! Thank you for taking my question, actually it’s two questions. First, why did the parapets of your Taj Mahal Casino Hotel look like the domes of the Kremlin? And two, do you know that house on the Atlantic City boardwalk where you were hiding Marla, you know the house that was owned by the dentist from Philadelphia, how many times did you Go there to see her? You know, when you were married to Ivana.”
Audience member: “Mr. President, you probably don’t remember me, but I was that chick in studio 54 who refused to come over when you sent your head of security to get me to have a drink with you. My question to you is why did it take me twelve no thank-you’s until he finally left me alone?”
Audience member: “Thank you for taking my question, Mr President. My question to you is who the fuck do you think you are to talk to the American people like that?”
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Do you eat mashed potatoes? We all know that you were emotionally scarred as a child when your older brother dumped a bowl of them on your head because you were being an incorrigible brat at the dinner table, but have you outgrown your anger and resentment over this childhood incident? Do you eat mashed potatoes NOW?
-Laelth
