Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:19 AM

porphyrian (18,530 posts)

People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies.

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I know, there are all of the stories that suggest that he is a cannibal with a predilection for eating small children, but I assure you that these stories are most likely untrue. It is very difficult to make rational arguments against him, such as his demonstrated ineptitude at foreign policy in a time of global crisis, his lack of any coherent message on how he plans to do anything and his constant lying, when people keep saying things such as "Romney seen eating three babies in an Ohio hotel," or "Dear God! Romney ate my baby in broad daylight and tried to write me a check to stop my screaming!" This is a country of laws and Presidential candidates are very high profile; it is difficult for anything they do to go unnoticed by either law enforcement or someone with a camera. Since it is illegal to eat babies in America, I'm positive that Romney would have been arrested by now, had he committed such a crime. So, please, let's let cooler heads prevail and stop with what are surely baseless attacks.

Now, Paul Ryan I could see eating a fucking baby.

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People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies. (Original post)	porphyrian	Sep 2012	OP
The other white meat...	renie408	Sep 2012	#1
I don't think most people are ready to do studies on the nutritional value yet. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#11
!!!	HarveyDarkey	Sep 2012	#28
OK, maybe people are ready. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#29
my ex used to tell me a story	Voice for Peace	Sep 2012	#41
That's why I'm trying to put an end to these nasty rumors. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#49
well I for one am glad it's being discussed out in the open	Voice for Peace	Sep 2012	#71
People have a right to know and choose. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#72
simple yes/no question needs to be asked of Rmoney	central scrutinizer	Sep 2012	#157
"Are you hiding your tax returns because you claimed babies that you ate as exemptions?" n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#167
some asian countries do	MFM008	Sep 2012	#126
Which ones?	Turborama	Sep 2012	#159
Yes, we want to back our claims with hard evidence. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#170
You should read the SF novel _Courtship Rites_. In it, the harshness of life on	tblue37	Sep 2012	#177
Thanks for the suggestion! I've never read any Kingsbury that	petronius	Sep 2012	#179
Romney eats babies?	liberal N proud	Sep 2012	#2
I'm sure all of these rumors are false. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#13
I can't say that I have seen him eat babies, but then again...	liberal N proud	Sep 2012	#23
Now that I'm looking at it more closely, I think that bottom picture is fake. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#25
bravo	TrogL	Sep 2012	#94
Don't get me started on "orbs..." n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#96
"And I hear that he's also a lousy tipper!"	CrispyQ	Sep 2012	#128
Heh, heh. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#187
OMG!! NO WAY!!	Indpndnt	Sep 2012	#137
Everyone knows that a fine Chablis goes best with babies. What an idiot!	smirkymonkey	Sep 2012	#147
He's drinking wine at all...	jmowreader	Sep 2012	#190
that bottom picture shows him getting ready to toss him	2pooped2pop	Oct 2012	#208
I don't know -- where there's smoke...	gateley	Sep 2012	#55
OK, OK, now we have to get into the tasting vs. eating debate... n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#59
He's never denied it....	cbdo2007	Sep 2012	#3
+1. I've personally never seen him in a photo where I didn't know FOR SURE...	Curtland1015	Sep 2012	#10
It's a distinct possibility, but I'm sure it isn't true. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#15
He does appear in very few pictures with a baby...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#14
Jonathan Swift was first and best.	WinkyDink	Sep 2012	#4
And he ate very few babies himself, I'm told. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#16
I've seen it. He does eat babies.	JaneyVee	Sep 2012	#5
Dude...that's just wrong.	renie408	Sep 2012	#7
OMG	lunatica	Sep 2012	#12
That's Photoshopped. His skin isn't orange enough. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#17
OMFG!	CrispyQ	Sep 2012	#131
This ranks among	H2O Man	Oct 2012	#203
Of course he doesn't eat babies	Kindly Refrain	Sep 2012	#6
Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#19
Feeling pretty good this morning, aren't we?	tavalon	Sep 2012	#34
I'm very concerned. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#45
For a serious bit of education to some. The eating babies meme was used in the 12th century	mucifer	Sep 2012	#8
It sure was, and people have the nerve to bring some of this up against Jews today.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#20
Well he looks like he's about to take a bite out of this baby	lunatica	Sep 2012	#9
It's a well known fact that	Cyrano	Sep 2012	#18
There should be a relief charity for politician-held babies. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#22
Romney looks like he's afraid something may spew out of that baby.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#21
Wait a second...who is that guy in the background?	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#108
OMG! Look at this...!	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#111
OK, I think those body parts on the apron are fake. This doesn't prove Rick Scott eats babies.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#168
Further, there is no substance to the claims that Rick Scott is possessed by Satan. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#197
Thank you all for toning down these baseless claims. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#24
I watched a couple of the "Dinner with Barack" videos last night	KurtNYC	Sep 2012	#26
Good, it must be working. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#27
yes! he is a fine human being	Voice for Peace	Sep 2012	#42
President Obama and his family are genuinely good people.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#62
Further, let's consider that Romney had quite a few babies of his own that he did not eat. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#30
Duzy	tavalon	Sep 2012	#32
...um...I'm sure that was simply a clerical error. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#44
Taxes	bongbong	Sep 2012	#109
Scarily credible, yet I urge caution until we see his taxes as proof. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#110
Rofl!	Indpndnt	Sep 2012	#138
And since we're on the topic of "interesting things to know"	tavalon	Sep 2012	#31
Now, we only have legal documents showing his housekeeper bought him Oxycontin illegally...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#37
Luckily his penis has shriveled to the size of a button mushroom thanks to the Feminazis,	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#85
Rush hasn't needed or used his penis for years, so its size doesn't really matter.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#87
Ya' know, come to think of it,...	Ferretherder	Sep 2012	#183
People always go on about GM foods, but how many antibiotics do we shoot into babies?	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#186
It couldn't have been Rmoney, then	eridani	Sep 2012	#160
So what's worse, that Rush Limbaugh is a junkie pedophile	tavalon	Sep 2012	#161
Does he know the word babies?	mainstreetonce	Sep 2012	#33
Oh, he's seen lots of babies. Women carry them everywhere. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#38
mmmm	2pooped2pop	Oct 2012	#213
Too funny!	treestar	Sep 2012	#35
Thank you. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#39
He seems to make them cry a lot.	6000eliot	Sep 2012	#36
Well, he actually feeds on their sorrow. Maybe that's where the rumors come from. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#40
That sounds like a fairly modest proposal	Fortinbras Armstrong	Sep 2012	#43
History does appear to repeat itself. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#47
This OP and the resulting thread wins the internetz!	Turborama	Sep 2012	#46
Thank you, but I just want to set the record straight. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#48
And all along I thought BAIN stood for BAby INtake	Zambero	Sep 2012	#50
There's no proof Romney was even at that meeting. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#53
And he definitely wasn't the CEO then.	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#86
I'm sure his tax returns will clear him of that, when he releases them. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#88
This message was self-deleted by its author	bupkus	Sep 2012	#63
Hmmmm...and there are a lot of people in China... n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#64
(This made more sense pre-prior-thread-deletion.) n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#172
I have a bit of advice for rMoney: Stay away from babies that come from Vegetarian/Vegan homes	Tyrs WolfDaemon	Sep 2012	#51
Remember - it's only cannibalism if you eat wendigos. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#56
When Romney implements	JEB	Sep 2012	#52
Most people are unaware of Romney's universal gun control position.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#57
IT PEOPLE, Soylent green is people..........	kooljerk666	Sep 2012	#54
While it is much easier to eat babies when their features are indeterminable as such...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#58
Wow, porphyrian -- well done!	gateley	Sep 2012	#60
Thank you. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#61
I have it on authority that one of his own babies tried to eat him	wryter2000	Sep 2012	#65
Thank you for bring this up! People keep slamming Romney for putting Seamus on top of the car...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#67
That was riot. :)	Javaman	Sep 2012	#66
Well, thank you. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#68
We should stop the accusation. It is fact.	PowerToThePeople	Sep 2012	#69
The way people keep talking about it, you'd think it was. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#70
To be fair, we ought to hear his side before we believe the damning evidence	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#73
That's a point I hadn't yet considered, should the rumors prove to be true.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#75
Or is it his alternative to food stamps?	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#99
I hope he clarifies all of this in the debates. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#101
The furor appears to be calming down now, for which I thank you all. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#74
spectacular.. You can't be too careful. Think of the Children!	annabanana	Sep 2012	#77
This is really about the children.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#80
Not babies, just aborted fetuses...n/t	Blue Meany	Sep 2012	#76
Well, now, there are different ideas about when a fetus becomes a baby...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#78
Tastes like veal	libodem	Sep 2012	#136
OMG Doesn't Rmoney own some kind of stock in	2pooped2pop	Oct 2012	#216
Much like Glenn Beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN THE 1990s?	Arkana	Sep 2012	#79
Aha, but did Glenn Beck EAT the girl he raped and murdered in the 1990's?	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#81
With Grey Poupon?	Smickey	Sep 2012	#82
The rumors say that he always has to ask someone for it...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#84
OK, I'm getting a bunch of personal e-mails with attached "proof" of Romney's infantocannibalism...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#83
Of course it's baseless. Now, yes he did run an operation where he used babies' skin for garments,	Arugula Latte	Sep 2012	#89
Thank you. We have to stop these rumors together or they will get out of hand. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#91
I thought the only thing Rmoney ate was someone else's life savings. nt	valerief	Sep 2012	#90
Unfortunately, that doesn't give him any vitamin D, so he has to use supplements. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#92
I see. He's heard you can get vitamin D from the son, so he eats only sons. nt	valerief	Sep 2012	#97
That's the rumor, anyway. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#104
So, Stericycle wasn't harvesting babies for Romney.	Kalidurga	Sep 2012	#93
Ah, there was confusion raised by his use of "harvesting." Luckily, the babies harvested...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#95
So who did they go to?	Kalidurga	Sep 2012	#113
It's an easy shot. Someone else probably will. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#115
Can'tor	libodem	Sep 2012	#98
He's a special case; he's Jewish, so we don't want to accuse him of any Blood Libel crap.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#100
I see	libodem	Sep 2012	#135
Right	ann---	Sep 2012	#102
Oh, Paul Ryan eats babies all the time.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#103
I'm sorry, I shouldn't be replacing Romney rumors with Ryan rumors. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#105
Flip-flopper doesn't eat babies	bongbong	Sep 2012	#106
I simply believe that we should be cautious accusing Romney of eating babies until there is proof.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#112
Chew on this...	DissidentVoice	Sep 2012	#107
It's alive! n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#114
Goofy-ass movie...	DissidentVoice	Sep 2012	#141
Good call. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#145
But what about the incident where he pushed his son's face into butter.	geardaddy	Sep 2012	#116
OK, that's somewhat damning, but still circumstantial evidence.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#117
Mitt probably would get a pass on that, anyway	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#120
Good point. She really knows what to do with butter. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#122
If I had more Photoshop skills...	backscatter712	Sep 2012	#118
That would only help promote these horrible rumors that Romney eats babies.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#119
Guststus Similis Pullus	Kindly Refrain	Sep 2012	#121
Originale recipe neque duas calamistratus? n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#123
To serve man	Kindly Refrain	Sep 2012	#127
As long as reading it doesn't summon demons, we're good. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#130
Once again, thank you all for your patience and help in controlling these hurtful rumors...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#124
...and the ones about Ryan eating babies, even if I can totally see that. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#125
...not that I can prove Ryan is or is not on a diet of babies and the awe of his peers. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#133
Romney doesn't eat babies!	stevend56	Sep 2012	#129
Well, he can't sexually molest underaged boys all day and night; he has to eat at some point.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#132
Accusing Romney of "baby eating"	jimlup	Sep 2012	#134
You're right, my apologies to baby eaters everywhere. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#142
Word is that Mitt's history of eating babies goes waaaaay back...	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#139
Nice deceptive practices, Naturally Preferred, pretending your food...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#143
Naturally Preferred assures us its organic baby food is not made of babies.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#146
I'm sure that Romney hasn't eaten any babies - at least any Mormon babies	GoneOffShore	Sep 2012	#140
I heard Ryan ate a mandrake, a J.C. Penney's mannequin and an animatronic lion in Chuck E. Cheese.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#144
Cannibals are people too.	L0oniX	Sep 2012	#148
Well, you are what you eat. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#149
This little...	flyguyjake	Sep 2012	#150
That's got a Burton/Gorey/Dahl (in no particular order) kind of vibe to it. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#154
Are we still trying to dispell this story?	liberal N proud	Sep 2012	#151
Just throwing a widdle cold water on those who may be a bit too goo-goo over this	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#153
Thank you. Very reasonable. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#156
Rumors about Romney's baby-eating are preposterous. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#155
So, are we now going to google and typing in mitt romney eats babies? I think	glowing	Sep 2012	#152
Beauty.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#158
Currently, this thread is the #2 search result for Romney eats babies, LOL!	pinboy3niner	Sep 2012	#166
Nice.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#169
Top slot with "Romney eats babies." n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#178
...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#188
Yes he does, but only when he is not screwing small animals. n/t	Lil Missy	Sep 2012	#162
For large animals he'd have to go to Enumclaw, WA	eridani	Sep 2012	#163
I don't know, they have a golf course...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#165
You probably don't want to google enumclaw + horse + case	eridani	Sep 2012	#182
Yes, good call, you definitely do no want to Google that. Thank you. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#185
That is the rumor, but do we have the evidence to keep repeating the claim?	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#164
It's true. I saw it on the intertoobs.	Lil Missy	Sep 2012	#181
It seems to me that both baby eating and the screwing of small animals would be prohibited...	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#184
Once again, thank you all for your diligence in correcting all of this rumor mongering. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#171
Please remain vigilant in stopping these baseless claims that Romney eats babies. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#173
...and don't start up with those "Romney eats babies" rumors again. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#174
Yeah. At one debate, when Rick Perry accused him of eating babies, Romney	tblue37	Sep 2012	#175
I don't want to hear any of the Rick Perry secretly practicing Voodoo rumors, either.	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#176
I mean, Rick Perry secretly practices Voodoo? Really? Be reasonable. n/t	porphyrian	Sep 2012	#180
But look what happens when you go to google and enter "Romney eats". n/t	gkhouston	Sep 2012	#189
As of early AM 1/1, this thread ranks third	eridani	Oct 2012	#191
Romney paid for a URL to discuss his baby-eating problem?	gkhouston	Oct 2012	#192
His regular campaign site pops up when you google Romney eats babies	eridani	Oct 2012	#193
At 7:46 am Central, October 1st, I'm still getting this...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#194
OK, who was it that said Romney eats Democratic ballots?	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#195
...ridiculous... n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#196
I really hope they don't bring this up during the debate... n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#198
Now, I kind of wish they had. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#199
OK, sorry to interrupt again, but there are more rumors afoot.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#200
That's why Ryan is pro-life....	Sekhmets Daughter	Oct 2012	#201
Ryan may well be pro-life, not that you can tell from his fiscal policy, but we should not...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#202
No, no, no!	Sekhmets Daughter	Oct 2012	#204
Ah, good. I'm glad you weren't just rumor-mongering. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#205
I'm sorry but the blatant baby eating can't just be ignored.	2pooped2pop	Oct 2012	#206
Certainly no cannibal omnivore with a voracious and indiscriminate appetite should be President...	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#207
Is Romney still eating babies?	greendog	Oct 2012	#209
No, that's the rumor! It's an urban myth, of sorts, that I am finding impossible to contain.	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#211
And Jonathan Swift is such an ass...	Cherchez la Femme	Oct 2012	#210
True, this is very serious. A statesman's reputation is on the line. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#212
You can't maintain 3% body fat eating babies,	wickerwoman	Oct 2012	#214
That I find to be a completely reasonable assertion. n/t	porphyrian	Oct 2012	#215

Response to porphyrian (Original post)

Fri Sep 28, 2012, 09:20 AM

renie408 (9,854 posts)

People, please stop accusing Romney of eating babies.

1. The other white meat...

11. I don't think most people are ready to do studies on the nutritional value yet. n/t

28. !!!

29. OK, maybe people are ready. n/t

41. my ex used to tell me a story

49. That's why I'm trying to put an end to these nasty rumors. n/t

71. well I for one am glad it's being discussed out in the open

72. People have a right to know and choose. n/t

157. simple yes/no question needs to be asked of Rmoney

167. "Are you hiding your tax returns because you claimed babies that you ate as exemptions?" n/t

126. some asian countries do

159. Which ones?

170. Yes, we want to back our claims with hard evidence. n/t

177. You should read the SF novel _Courtship Rites_. In it, the harshness of life on

179. Thanks for the suggestion! I've never read any Kingsbury that

2. Romney eats babies?

13. I'm sure all of these rumors are false. n/t

23. I can't say that I have seen him eat babies, but then again...

25. Now that I'm looking at it more closely, I think that bottom picture is fake. n/t

94. bravo

96. Don't get me started on "orbs..." n/t

128. "And I hear that he's also a lousy tipper!"

187. Heh, heh. n/t

137. OMG!! NO WAY!!

147. Everyone knows that a fine Chablis goes best with babies. What an idiot!

190. He's drinking wine at all...

208. that bottom picture shows him getting ready to toss him

55. I don't know -- where there's smoke...

59. OK, OK, now we have to get into the tasting vs. eating debate... n/t

3. He's never denied it....

10. +1. I've personally never seen him in a photo where I didn't know FOR SURE...

15. It's a distinct possibility, but I'm sure it isn't true. n/t

14. He does appear in very few pictures with a baby...

4. Jonathan Swift was first and best.

16. And he ate very few babies himself, I'm told. n/t

5. I've seen it. He does eat babies.

7. Dude...that's just wrong.

12. OMG

17. That's Photoshopped. His skin isn't orange enough. n/t

131. OMFG!

203. This ranks among

6. Of course he doesn't eat babies

19. Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t

34. Feeling pretty good this morning, aren't we?

45. I'm very concerned. n/t

8. For a serious bit of education to some. The eating babies meme was used in the 12th century

20. It sure was, and people have the nerve to bring some of this up against Jews today.

9. Well he looks like he's about to take a bite out of this baby

18. It's a well known fact that

22. There should be a relief charity for politician-held babies. n/t

21. Romney looks like he's afraid something may spew out of that baby.

108. Wait a second...who is that guy in the background?

111. OMG! Look at this...!

168. OK, I think those body parts on the apron are fake. This doesn't prove Rick Scott eats babies.

197. Further, there is no substance to the claims that Rick Scott is possessed by Satan. n/t

24. Thank you all for toning down these baseless claims. n/t

26. I watched a couple of the "Dinner with Barack" videos last night

27. Good, it must be working. n/t

42. yes! he is a fine human being

62. President Obama and his family are genuinely good people.

30. Further, let's consider that Romney had quite a few babies of his own that he did not eat. n/t

32. Duzy

44. ...um...I'm sure that was simply a clerical error. n/t

109. Taxes

110. Scarily credible, yet I urge caution until we see his taxes as proof. n/t

138. Rofl!

31. And since we're on the topic of "interesting things to know"

37. Now, we only have legal documents showing his housekeeper bought him Oxycontin illegally...

85. Luckily his penis has shriveled to the size of a button mushroom thanks to the Feminazis,

87. Rush hasn't needed or used his penis for years, so its size doesn't really matter.

183. Ya' know, come to think of it,...

186. People always go on about GM foods, but how many antibiotics do we shoot into babies?

160. It couldn't have been Rmoney, then

161. So what's worse, that Rush Limbaugh is a junkie pedophile

33. Does he know the word babies?

38. Oh, he's seen lots of babies. Women carry them everywhere. n/t

213. mmmm

35. Too funny!

39. Thank you. n/t