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Fri Oct 16, 2020, 07:53 PM

I'd rather ... than vote for trump

Id rather clean out a row of Port-a-Potties at a NASCAR race with my bare hands and bare-naked and with only a used kleenex than vote for trump

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Reply I'd rather ... than vote for trump (Original post)
Roland99 Oct 2020 OP
Mr. Ected Oct 2020 #1
badhair77 Oct 2020 #2
Enterstageleft Oct 2020 #3
keithbvadu2 Oct 2020 #4
Whyisthisreal Oct 2020 #5
magicarpet Oct 2020 #6
2naSalit Oct 2020 #7
Roland99 Oct 2020 #8
2naSalit Oct 2020 #10
zanana1 Oct 2020 #9
SlogginThroughIt Oct 2020 #11
Turin_C3PO Oct 2020 #12
Willto Oct 2020 #13

Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 07:57 PM

1. I would rather travel in an old submarine to the lowest depths of the Mariana Trench

And be left there alone than vote for Trump.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 07:58 PM

2. Ewwww . . . I'd rather have my tonsils removed than vote

for trump. (A nod to Dorothy Parker without the orange one)

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 07:58 PM

3. I'd lick them clean before I'd vote for tRump

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 08:03 PM

4. A used kleenex? Yuck!

A used kleenex? Yuck!

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 08:04 PM

5. Hmmm...

 

Id have to really give up in life, in a major way, to even think about it.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 08:14 PM

6. Oh my,... I going to send each of you folks 10 wire brushes,...

..... and a 55 gallon drum of bleach to scrub up.

The one intending to lick the port-a-potty clean... I strongly suggest you use the bleach to gargle with,.. then use the wire brush to brush your teeth, tongue, gums, and roof of your mouth.

Good luck people might be best to just,avoid portable toilets until this Covid pandemic has run its course and/or is over.

Stay safe,.. keep healthy.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Fri Oct 16, 2020, 09:05 PM

7. Fortunately...

I don't have to make such a choice! I have already voted for Biden/Harris and all the Dem down-ticket.

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #7)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 08:40 AM

8. But what WOULD you rather do than vote for trump?

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Response to Roland99 (Reply #8)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 10:23 AM

10. Let one of my relatives live with me...

Been there done that, great potential for mental health issues.


How's that?

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 08:51 AM

9. I'd rather put razor blades under my fingernails.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 10:25 AM

11. Oh...

 

I would rather clean all the bathrooms.... In grand central station.... With my tongue....than vote for Donald Trump.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 10:27 AM

12. Get COVID.

Seriously.

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Response to Roland99 (Original post)

Sat Oct 17, 2020, 10:37 AM

13. I'd rather....

...masturbate with a cheese grater than vote for Trump.

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