I'd rather ... than vote for trump

[Roland99]

I’d rather clean out a row of Port-a-Potties at a NASCAR race with my bare hands and bare-naked and with only a used kleenex than vote for trump

[Mr. Ected]

1. I would rather travel in an old submarine to the lowest depths of the Mariana Trench

And be left there alone than vote for Trump.

[badhair77]

2. Ewwww . . . I'd rather have my tonsils removed than vote

for trump. (A nod to Dorothy Parker without the orange one)

[Enterstageleft]

3. I'd lick them clean before I'd vote for tRump

[keithbvadu2]

4. A used kleenex? Yuck!

A used kleenex? Yuck!

[Whyisthisreal]

5. Hmmm...

I’d have to really give up in life, in a major way, to even think about it.

[magicarpet]

6. Oh my,... I going to send each of you folks 10 wire brushes,...

..... and a 55 gallon drum of bleach to scrub up.

The one intending to lick the port-a-potty clean... I strongly suggest you use the bleach to gargle with,.. then use the wire brush to brush your teeth, tongue, gums, and roof of your mouth.

Good luck people might be best to just,avoid portable toilets until this Covid pandemic has run its course and/or is over.

Stay safe,.. keep healthy.

[2naSalit]

7. Fortunately...

I don't have to make such a choice! I have already voted for Biden/Harris and all the Dem down-ticket.

[Roland99]

8. But what WOULD you rather do than vote for trump?

[2naSalit]

10. Let one of my relatives live with me...

Been there done that, great potential for mental health issues.


How's that?

[zanana1]

9. I'd rather put razor blades under my fingernails.

[SlogginThroughIt]

11. Oh...

I would rather clean all the bathrooms.... In grand central station.... With my tongue....than vote for Donald Trump.

[Turin_C3PO]

12. Get COVID.

Seriously.

[Willto]

13. I'd rather....

...masturbate with a cheese grater than vote for Trump.