John Kerry FTW!

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Tweet text: John Kerry
@JohnKerry
And you people called ME Lurch?!?

[hlthe2b]

1. the bigger Trump gets, the larger his suits, the more it accentuates his tiny pumping fists

[TheBlackAdder]

47. Got it! It's not the way the short-order cook dances in Pootie Tang, but the drunk in Airplane!

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He doesn't dance like this guy, at the 2:30 mark -

He dances like this guy, at the 0:20 mark -

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[Whyisthisreal]

2. Just seeing this

Will haunt me forever

[NoMoreRepugs]

3. Convulsions?? Or the the new dance craze - the "RUMP??"

[Traildogbob]

24. My thoughts

When seeing him dance, or convulse, to YMCA with the white man under bite move, as he did in Epstein video. I am old enough to remember dance crazes. The Twist, the Mashed Potato, the Jerk, sorry trump that ones used. Seems now it is all free style. I would like SNL do a dance craze skit like an old “Go Go” or Soul Train on Dick Clark dance line, with Baldwin doing the trump jitter bug.
Note to Stephanie Miller, your bag of knives against the wall dance beats the Hell out of fat old man in convulsions with the under bite. So, Chris and Travis Give her credit.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Ooh, burn...

[cureautismnow]

5. It's the T-Rex Dance for tiny hands.

[blm]

8. Back in bachelor days Kerry was known for his impressive hand size.

😈

[SunnyATT]

11. OMG!

You just made me spit out my coffee, lol! Mango Mussolini should NEVER have a seizure in public if he wants people to think he's medically sound.

[Faux pas]

6. Lol

[Peacetrain]

7. Elaine's ugly dance from Seinfeld.. was better than this guy

[yuiyoshida]

9. Is he doing the Elaine dance??

Link to tweet

[kimbutgar]

10. Omg I just remembered seeing a video of Lurch dancing with Wednesday and he did dance like that!

[csziggy]

17. Lurch had better moves, especially with his footwork

[kimbutgar]

18. Yes!

[Chili]

27. omg!

She had that nailed!

Thank you for that!!!

[dchill]

28. Lurch knows commitment!

[keithbvadu2]

32. OK! I'm jealous. He dances better than I do.

OK! I'm jealous. He dances better than I do.

[Pluvious]

37. That is SO much from the 60's rotfl !!

Great clip !

[Earthshine2]

12. He's totally pumped on drugs -- probably the best in the world -- and soon comes the crash. nt

Just picture what he'll look like on Nov 4 when he desperately starts trying to cut deals to retain some semblance of freedom.

[Sneederbunk]

13. Luckily did not fall off his lifts.

[GopherGal]

49. How could he?

He never moves his feet. Not even to lift his heels. Once I noticed it, I was mesmerized.

I think it's the "Glue Shoe" as if his shoes are glued to the floor.

[pandr32]

14. Where does he get his confidence from?

[Traildogbob]

25. A bottle, or needle.

[dchill]

29. Or something mostly ground up.

[Traildogbob]

30. And NOBODY

Will tell him he looks like an idiot. Steroids might would make me dance. Tell ya what. Jan 2021 “this” least talented white man dancer with zero confidence will dance down Main Street anywhere when he is escorted away. We ALL can dance like everybody's watching and do the lower lip bite of joy.

[pandr32]

43. We'll be dancing too!

[calimary]

31. Right now? Steroids, I'd guess.

[pandr32]

45. He is certainly on steroids

...but he already thinks he's the bomb. He somehow does an enhancement of his own image in his brain.

[peggysue2]

15. Kerry for the Win!

Pretty funny, the comment and the vid. And what is that dance?? LOL!

[smirkymonkey]

16. Touche!

[Javaman]

19. Psychopaths can't dance

Real dancing requires one to let go and feel the music. A form of empathy. Is it any wonder why he dances like a robot? Because he is. Robots don’t have empathy

[groundloop]

35. You calling me a psychopath?????

Because I can't dance for shit.... but I don't think I'm a psychopath (but maybe I am and just haven't figured it out yet).

[Javaman]

52. maybe you'r on to something there. LOL

I kid, I kid.

but kidding aside, the concept of dancing is completely lost in most psychopaths. They don't understand why people do it.

[Fla Dem]

20. Could his pants get any wider? They look like pajamas.

[JI7]

44. Someone said he wears adult diapers

[pandr32]

46. Lots of people have said so.

Pictures have revealed outlines that appear to be diapers. Underwear does not look like diapers.

[JI7]

53. that's probably why he wears those odd fitting pants. To try to cover that up but it just ends

up looking even more weird.

[erronis]

21. The fat boy from NK must be quaking in his hobnailed boots!

[treestar]

22. Good one, John

Dancing Dotard!

[Bengus81]

23. Gawd...a telephone pole would easily fit down one leg of those pants

[Nitram]

26. LOL!

[Joinfortmill]

33. I don't know whether to laugh or puke.

[karynnj]

34. Compare Trump's look to Kerry 2020

Here's a photo after winning a Martha's Vineyard race -



https://www.sail-world.com/news/230572/Edgartown-Race-Weekends-Round-the-Island-Race

(There are far better reasons to respect Kerry, including his integrity, intelligence and his good values.

[Illumination]

36. Apparently Trump never took Arthur Murray dance lessons! But then what do we expect from one

that can't even navigate a ramp!...

[Lucinda]

38. KNR

[KY_EnviroGuy]

39. Trump trying in vain to do the Monster Mash.

KY.............

[Solomon]

40. Damn. People all over the world are looking at this shit.

(hangs head in shame)

[Solly Mack]

41. LMAO

[RestoreAmerica2020]

42. For gods sake someone tackke the guy..take him home--doesnt he have anyone who gives a fuck.about hi

..Mierda! If my father was acting bat shit loco--I'd would not let him make a fool of himself..que lastima [how very sad]

Fuck, can't stand the racist pendejo [fucking moron] .. to me his rallies have gotten out of hand..he's either bat shit loco or on drugs or both--to me I see an elderly person whose-- just urinated on himself out in public and noone has come to assist him--too sad; his family isn't blind they know this is not normal behavior; advisors around him--supposedly "supportive" gop.

Recall water gate--top.republicans Goldwater and ? [can't recall other men] went over to WH laid out the facts for him--next day, Nixon resigned.

Don't get me wrong, no love for the guy here--he is a fucking racist pendejo [fucking moron] yet, I'd stop and help a rabid dog--call the dog pound..is all I'm saying.

[Grasswire2]

48. white man's overbite

[Blue Owl]

50. Fat Donny doesn't just sound stupid, he looks stupid too

n/t

[DFW]

51. This is pre-Trump, but you'll all recognize the music