Quick question, who will do trumps hair and orange spray when he is in jail

[Beachnutt]

Can you imagine what he will look like . .

[lame54]

1. He'll put on the orange jumpsuit...

And disappear
Then he will walk right out the door

[vlyons]

2. That's oh so not a problem, because

Trump will be marched down to the prison barbershop, where the prison barber (probably another black or Hispanic felon) will give the 2-minute special prison haircut with electric clippers. Buzz buzz buzz! No more comb-over pompedour.

[lettucebe]

3. His new boyfriend?

[NCjack]

4. Hope Hicks will co-cell with him. Malaria is unwilling to do time in close quarters.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

5. I don't care.

I want to hear nothing more about that man once he is done being president.

[johnp3907]

6. Checked in on Phil Spector lately?

https://abc7.com/phil-spector-spector-wigs-prison-hair/5787011/