Pastor begs God for Trump's reelection: 'Don't let him be ingloriously embarrassed by your enemies'

[Nevilledog]

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Tea Pain
@TeaPainUSA
The "god" MAGA believes in seems weak and helpless.

Pastor begs God for Trump’s reelection: ‘Don’t let him be ingloriously embarrassed by your enemies’
During a prayer at a Florida church last Sunday, Trump-loving evangelist Lance Wallnau implored God to allow President Trump win reelection in 2020, asking that he not allow Trump to be "embarrassed"
deadstate.org
11:59 AM · Oct 18, 2020

[Beartracks]

1. Was this declaration made from his tax-exempt pulpit?

[Nevilledog]

2. But of course.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Ooh, forwarding to the IRS ...

no tax-free status for these partisan operators.

[Mariana]

12. It's not going to be enforced and the preacher knows it. nt.

[BKDem]

17. Trump's stooge at the IRS will lose his job next year...

and this kind of crap will be policed once more.

[Mariana]

18. It hasn't been enforced for ages.

When was the last time a church lost its tax exempt status for this shit? They were preaching to vote against Obama in 2008 and 2012, before that they preached in favor of W.

[BKDem]

20. Wishful thinking, I guess.

But maybe we could just smack a couple of megachurches around and see if anybody objects?

[True Blue American]

21. We had a huge expose

In the Dayton Daily when Obama was in Office. I actually talked to one of the Reporters about a Southern Baptist Preacher.

The Catholic Churches were exposed all over for politics. People were offended,leaving their Churches. It stopped the blatant politicking from the Churches.

[Mariana]

28. How many of them lost their tax exempt status?

It stopped the blatant politicking from the Churches.

Temporarily.

[gratuitous]

4. Sounds like your God is kind of a wimp, Lance

Has your God made a boulder so big that He Himself can't lift it?

[dalton99a]

5. Kick

[soothsayer]

6. Inglorious embastard

[CatMor]

7. Instead let him be gloriously embarrassed.

[RKP5637]

8. Always amazing what garbage people like this come up with. I used to wonder why so

many people disgusted me, but now I see I was not wrong. There clearly are quite a few deplorables in America. HRC had it right!

[GeorgeGist]

9. What a wimp.

[Under The Radar]

10. Wait, why would God allow his "chosen one" to be defeated?

Why would it be required that anyone has to pray for Trump’s victory if God we’re in complete control?
Is there a chance that Trump has fallen from God’s good graces? Could it have been the church photo op that did? And Trump pays God back by showing up in the front row of church this morning sitting next to his mistress / advisor instead of any of his wives or children?
The facts don’t seem to be lining up on this one.

[RKP5637]

11. Portrait of a disciple from hell!

[erronis]

13. Maybe the cretin is just praying to the wrong god. There are lots to choose from.

True gods, false gods, prophets and devils. Abrahamic and many/many multi-deity religions. Gods of nature and love and revenge and hate.

I doubt there is a single god that gives a shit about trump, however. Well, unless to hope his corpse rots with magats crawling all over. Daddy, don't die!

[kurtcagle]

22. we know that Pence

worships Beelzebub.

[Siwsan]

14. I think it will be great if he is GLORIOUSLY embarrassed AND humiliated by righteous citizens.

And, BTW, TAX THE CHURCHES!!!!!

[Yonnie3]

15. I was waiting for the proverbial bolt of lightning but then I noticed ...

that God may be indisposed today

Link to tweet

Apparently God was able to read Twitter today

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For the Twitter challenged:

God
@TheTweetOfGod
I am so drunk right now, does anybody want a "natural" disaster sent anywhere? Cuz I'm TOTALLy up for making it happen.
9:48 PM · Oct 17, 2020

God
@TheTweetOfGod
Many people think I've told them many things in Las Vegas.
TMZ
@TMZ
Trump Blessed at Las Vegas Church, Pastor Says God Told Her He'll Win Election http://dlvr.it/Rjrz98
2:48 PM · Oct 18, 2020

[BootinUp]

16. I don't know about his members/sheep, but i feel better. nt

[Blue Owl]

19. Verily I say unto thee: Thou may go fuck thyself

n/t

[Firestorm49]

23. This is the kind of crap that gives religion a black eye.

[Mariana]

29. Especially since so very few of their co-religionists

seem to be inclined to speak out publicly against this kind of crap. One gets the impression that most Christians think this kind of behavior by Christian leaders is just dandy, and that impression is probably correct.

[JDC]

24. Pathetic

[central scrutinizer]

25. Searching for a response

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[Mr. Ected]

26. Hey, you ever stop to think that maybe even GOD hates this mofo?

Isn't it weird that our Democratic presidents and nominees always behave more like Christians than their GOP counterparts but are deemed to be heretics by the evangelist crowd?

Wonder what they would have done if Obama's son-in-law had owned a big building at 666 Fifth Avenue. We never would have heard the end of it.

Dismiss all of this bullshit as bullshit. It's the National Enquirer version of religion.

[Sneederbunk]

27. God may have other plans.