Rudy's 'Russian Agent' Pal Teases 'Second Laptop' With Hunter Biden Kompromat

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Rudy Giuliani has dismissed concerns that his latest anti-Biden smears are part of a foreign-election interference plot, but a Ukrainian lawmaker recently deemed an “active Russian agent” by the U.S. Treasury is now touting further details to come.

Andrii Derkach, one of the key players in Giuliani’s years-long dirt-digging mission against Joe Biden in Ukraine, piggybacked on the former New York City mayor’s latest Biden smears—supposedly involving a forgotten laptop. Derkach claimed on Facebook that there is a “second laptop” with evidence of corruption involving the Biden family.

The claim appears to muddy the waters around Giuliani’s latest “smoking gun” charge against Hunter Biden. He says they came to light after an obscure Delaware computer repair shop owner found Biden’s laptop in his possession and copied the hard drive before alerting federal authorities and inexplicably Giuliani’s own lawyer. Now, with Derkach jumping in with claims of a “second laptop,” that would mean private computer contents allegedly connected to Hunter Biden have somehow found their way into the hands of three separate parties: A media empire controlled by a Chinese billionaire who’s tight with Steve Bannon; a random Delaware shop owner who is outspoken in his support of Trump; and Derkach, a Ukrainian conspiracy theory peddler who studied at Moscow’s FSB academy.

Derkach wrote on Facebook about the questionable New York Post report that relied on unverified images of emails provided by Trump allies to supposedly prove a corruption scheme by Biden and his son involving Ukrainian gas company Burisma. He then said there was a second laptop, which was used by “two representatives for the interests of [Burisma founder Mykola] Zlochevsky.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rudy-russian-agent-pal-teases-090832424.html

Sorry but outside of the MAGAts nobody is going to buy this.

[byronius]

1. John Lithgow nailed it to the wall.

[wryter2000]

9. John Lithgow is a treasure

I didn't even recognize him as Churchill in The Crown until I read the credits.

[jpak]

19. That was hilarious

[sarcasmo]

2. I have 3 of Ivnaka Trump's laptops and Rudy keeps ignoring my messages.

[bullimiami]

3. yeah the bidens are well known for leaving laptops all around town.

[Iliyah]

4. And now Hunter Biden is missing two laptops that he didn't know were missing?

This is getting truly ridiculous.

[LiberalFighter]

24. You mean that he didn't know he had.

[Chainfire]

5. I just found one of his laptops

on the side of the road. It must have blown out of his truck. I am sorting through the contents now.

[nolabear]

6. I bought a laptop at a garage sale. It just has to be Hunter's!

I’m paying a blind guy to whack it with a hammer just in case.

[wryter2000]

10. Hunter Biden's laptop

followed me home from the bus stop. Is there a shelter for these little lost things so it can find a good home?

[nolabear]

12. I understand Hunter's laptop was found at Ground Zero on 9/11.

People are saying.

[scarytomcat]

17. found in JFK Jr plane wreckage

oh oh right he is still alive and a republican't

[lastlib]

20. If they can find Hunter's laptop, why can't they find Jimmy Hoffa??

[wryter2000]

27. Or Jimmy Hoffa's laptop.

Must be somewhere

[TeamPooka]

7. and there will be a 3rd laptop if this trick doesn't work.

[Nevilledog]

8. But wait, there's more.

Link to tweet

[Mr. Ected]

11. The only laptop that's newsworthy is Ivanka's, cuz Daddy's sitting on it

And she doesn't even own a computer.

[2naSalit]

13. I found a laptop in the back of my closet...

Says Hunter Biden on a sticker and, I don't know but, there are some weird emails on it. Anybody wanna have a look? I got it from some kid from Russia a few years ago, never saw them again.

[sunonmars]

14. Yeah because Russian GRU agents are soooo believable.

[sunonmars]

15. They'll have him timetravelling next back to the grassy knoll next with Cruz's Daddy.

[Yavin4]

16. What's the statistical probability that you will find a laptop formerly owned by Hunter Biden? nt

[Iggo]

22. Oh.

As in, zeer-oh.

[bluecollar2]

18. I saw the original laptop with my own eyes

On a table in the corner of the Shamrock Club in Olongapo City when I was there in a WestPac deployment in 79.

[lastlib]

21. Don't tell me--Elvis was using it!

[bluecollar2]

23. What happens in the Shamrock Club

Stays in the Shamrock Club...

[lastlib]

25. This is a matter of national security of the highest importance.

Dammit, if Elvis was using Hunter's laptop at the Shamrock, the Amurrikan people deserve to know it without fighting all the way to the Supreme Court about it!

[bluecollar2]

26. Well in that case

I'll confirm:

1) the laptop was sandwiched between Elvis Presley and a staff officer from Area 51 who told me Hunter had recently set up a secret Covid lab in the Galapagos Islands and that any future references to Ukraine were pure fiction.

) I have this conversation recorded on an 8-track tape along with Elvis singing the song "Puppet on a String" originally made famous by Olivia Newton John at the Eurovision song contest.

3) my official evilDUer decoder ring is currently set to condition Baker.

That is all I am prepared to reveal at this time.