Bat Shit Crazy Peepaw takes His Weirdest War On Christmas Attack Yet

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Halloween is nearly two weeks away, but President Donald Trump just fired a salvo in the “war on Christmas” with a strange new line of attack on former Vice President Joe Biden. While speaking in Carson City, Nevada, on Sunday, Trump seemed to blame the coronavirus lockdowns earlier this year on Biden.

“Under the Biden lockdown, the lights of Reno and Las Vegas were extinguished,” he said.
Yet Trump was president during the lockdowns this year. Biden was a private citizen with no government role at all.
Trump then claimed Biden would cancel the upcoming Christmas season if elected.“If he comes in, Carson City will become a ghost town and the Christmas season will be canceled,” Trump said.

Biden would not take office until Jan. 20 ― well after the Christmas season ― should he win the election. The former vice president is also a practicing Catholic who celebrates the holiday.


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-biden-cancel-christmas_n_5f8cf475c5b67da85d1f7af6

[uriel1972]

1. Mister Clue is not home today.

[bullwinkle428]

2. Anyone ask him about his wife's personal "War on Christmas"?

[jmowreader]

3. You do realize...

...after Biden moves into the White House, it’s going to take months to remove the padding from the walls.

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4. How about the overspray of hair product everywhere?

That shit's like superglue!

[jmowreader]

6. Less than a day for that

A couple gallons of isopropyl alcohol and the paper towels Trump didn’t throw at the Puerto Ricans will clean that up in no time.

[JHB]

13. The Russian listening devices, however, will take longer.

[Cbus Girl]

5. Melanie will be thrilled if Joe cancels it!

Who gives a f*** about Christmas?

[uriel1972]

7. I really don't care do you?

[Tanuki]

8. Maybe FROTUS (First Rapist) should avoid talk about "canceling Christmas," since

his criminally negligent response to the covid crisis will result in the most dismal, isolated holiday season in most people's lifetime. There will also be someone missing at the holiday table in over 220,000 American homes this year, thanks to that incompetent fool. Moreover, his ridiculous claims of "rescuing Christmas" reminds us once again of what we learned of FEOTUS (First Escort)'s bitter denunciation of "fucking Christmas". He only cares about Christmas insofar as it drives reservations at his resort properties, and as something he can dishonestly use as a cudgel against his opponents, if anyone us still stupid enough to fall for it.

[BComplex]

12. FROTUS!! (First Rapist) FEOTUS!! (First Escort) Brilliant! Thank you for those!

You nailed these guys!

[Hotler]

9. This reminds me. It's never too early to....

start mailing out Happy Holiday cards repugs. I send some every year to those fuckers in Washington just to piss them off.

[WePurrsevere]

10. "Bat shit crazy" yup, he apparently thinks he's running against...

an incumbant. Well... I guess he is in a way since he's running against himself and seems to be losing both ways.

[lunasun]

11. Yet his wife asked who gives a fu@k about Christmas stuff and trump has no idea what month it is ..

Trump turned off the lights in NV with no national plan or care about covid