"Hosting the holidays? Make it unforgettable."

[Rorey]

That was in the subject line of an email I just got from a big box store. I guess they didn't get the memo that we're in a pandemic. I guess it's time to unsubscribe.

[ret5hd]

1. Make It Unforgettable! Make A Covid Berry Pie!

[Freddie]

2. I have one fervent hope for the holidays

That all discussions of Trump will be in the past tense.

[cally]

3. Well we will be outside

For a short get together. Probably unique celebration for our lifetime so it will be unforgettable!!

[Blue Owl]

4. Or, make it forgettable...

...with the Melania Trump “Fucking Christmas Decorations” collection now available in a store near you...

[Demsrule86]

5. I am so depressed about Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. I love the fall and

winter holidays...and this year hubs and I will probably not be able to host a big dinner as we always do...very sad.

[frazzled]

6. I got 3 or 4 emails like that

I’m actually a little glad not to be hosting a big Thanksgiving this year. I always have to make both regular and vegan options (as if one weren’t enough), and then I always go overboard cooking and cleaning for a whole week. I’ve been doing this for over 40 years. ,
Maybe it’s time for a break.

Oh, I’ll probably bake 5 different pies anyway. I’m guessing I won’t be able to resist it. Can curbside deliver some to my kids. They can make their own vegan stuff, and I’ll send some turkey over for the little ones. But no guests, no 6-hour cleanup.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

7. Sure, just have everyone dress in one of these: