Really. Come on. what guy hasn't taken their dick out on a zoom call? I mean, really.

[Stinky The Clown]

And suddenly Jeff's gone? Kind of a double standard, isn't it? I mean, WTF. EVERYbody's doing it. Jeeeeze.

[dem4decades]

1. The guy loves the news, it happens.

[bullimiami]

3. HA

[brush]

2. What a way to ruin a career, and probably family too.

[Tanuki]

19. His wife puts up with a lot

https://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/cnn-legal-eagle-jeffrey-toobin-baby-mama-drama-daughter-cbs-news-jeff-greenfield-article-1.194924

"One of the media elite's most whispered-about scandals went public Wednesday when married CNN correspondent Jeffrey Toobin squared off with a woman who says he's the father of her baby.
Yale-educated lawyer Casey Greenfield - the daughter of eminent CBS News analyst Jeff Greenfield - had a chilly faceoff with Toobin in Manhattan Family Court.
The ex-lovers barely spoke in the waiting area before joining their lawyers behind closed doors with a court referee to hash out custody and money issues.
.....
Toobin, who glumly sat several rows away from Casey Greenfield before the hearing, is said to have privately admitted to fathering the child, believed to have been born last summer, sources said.
A friend of Greenfield's said the outspoken Toobin has resisted putting his name on the infant's birth certificate and hasn't given his former lover the child support she's requested.
Greenfield, who wore a magenta blouse and dark tailored suit, has responded by refusing to let Toobin see the baby, the source said.
.......

Greenfield and Toobin appeared to be doing their best to avoid eye contact before the hearing, which was closed to the media.
......

Toobin, 49, has been married since 1986 to his Harvard sweetheart, 51-year-old Amy McIntosh, who has held top positions with Verizon and the Zagat Survey.
The couple has two teenage children.

[brush]

22. Oh, I see what you mean. It's hard to figure how they both got...

themselves into such an easily avoidable situation. I mean neither are teenagers/young adults.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Eeeewwww.

He's only 49?

[CatWoman]

38. Jeff is a major play-a

[dhol82]

4. Couldn't he wait until after the call?

I mean, really!

[shelshaw]

5. It not like he did it on 5th Avenue or anything

[MuseRider]

6. Again...

Who really wants to see that?

Is this Covid loneliness.

LOL, ewwwwwwww.

[cwydro]

7. What am I missing here. Is this a tweet thing that didn't come across on my puter?

Who is Jeff?

[Stinky The Clown]

9. Pour vous

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/19/media/jeffrey-toobin-suspended/index.html

[cwydro]

16. Omg.

First the Egypt video and now this?

2020 just keeps on giving. Did he take it out for a leak? A scratch? Wth?

[dewsgirl]

24. I believe he was masturbating, per Vice.

[cwydro]

26. I'm reading various twitter threads.

Hilarious, but only because it’s 2020.

[dewsgirl]

28. It is nice to be able to laugh, I did not have Jeffrey Toobin

gets caught whacking it in a Zoom call, on my bingo card today.

[cwydro]

29. Ok, you just made me crack up again!

I didn’t either!

Nor did I have that Egyptian macho man parade!

[CatWoman]

39. what's up with this Egyptian thing???

[cwydro]

40. Brooklynite posted it.

It’s hilarious.

[cwydro]

42. Here ya go.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214318318

[dewsgirl]

43. LOL🤣

[malaise]

45. Did anyone?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[dewsgirl]

46. Indeed.

[Blue_true]

30. I guess he couldn't wait. nt

[TreasonousBastard]

15. Jeff Toobin apparently whipped it out during a Zoom conference. Lotsa chatter, but not much...

detail.

Like "why?" And how did they catch him?

Was he going to take a leak in his wastebasket?

Was he in the shower during the zoomings?

Was he whacking it at the better looking women on the call?

Or maybe he always does Zoom dressed from the waist up.

(I might have done at least one of those things, but never got caught)

[cwydro]

17. These are important questions!

I’m dying here lol!

[Sneederbunk]

8. Jeffrey or his lizard crying out for help.

Going to rehab in 3-2-1.

[shelshaw]

10. Toobin snake boogie

[hlthe2b]

11. I don't even know what to say...

something about the need to think with one's head-- above the shoulders-- seems most appropriate, however

[Blue_true]

31. Many men have gotten into dire straits because their little heads overwhelmed the big ones.

I guess one could ask “what was he thinking?”, but the answer to that is rather obvious.

[Mme. Defarge]

12. And just like that...

YCMTSU!

[Nevilledog]

13. From Playboy reporter Brian Karem

Link to tweet

[cwydro]

20. Stop! Omg!

[Auggie]

14. Funny post ...

thank you, Stinky The Clown

[exboyfil]

18. My daughter, who is a nurse, walked in on a doctor

in one of the patient rooms (empty fortunately). Unfortunately for the doctor, my daughter had a patient with her. She would have let it pass otherwise. At least at the time the hospital retained the doctor.

My daughter has seen far more at 23 than I have seen in my life while working on a mental health floor of a hospital.

[cwydro]

21. I just read it was during an "election simulation "!

Can’t make this shit up.

[mercuryblues]

32. You forgot a t in simulation.

sTimulation.

[cwydro]

34. Or the R in election instead of the L.

No idea why this hits me so funny, but I’m still laughing.

[mercuryblues]

35. Low hanging fruit is always good for a laugh.

[cwydro]

36. I know, right?

I’m ashamed of myself tonight, but the whole thing is just cracking me up. Zoom, 2020, “election simulation”...it’s just too much...

[dewsgirl]

44. He misunderstood he thought they said, erection stimulation

not election simulation.

[Talitha]

25. From the article: "Neither news outlet said how long Toobin would be out."

[cwydro]

27. Omg!

[Blue_true]

33. What happened seems career ending to me. He completely eliminated whatever gravitas that he had. nt

[Beringia]

37. Who's Zoomin Who

[BannonsLiver]

41. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

I’ve never liked Toobin. Hopefully he stays in the where are they now file along with Mark Halperin.