Someone had stuck a Trump sign on the grass swale opposite the entrance to my neighborhood.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

I'll conveniently add in the fact that Florida Department of Transportation regulations expressly prohibits signs--including political signs--being placed on either median strips or grass swales on public roadways.

All I am saying is that I may have made an unusually wide turn pulling out of my neighborhood this morning. A very, very broad turn. (Left turn, I might add.)

And damn, did that ever feel good.

[Hotler]

1. Struck? ;-)

I took one out on the dirt bike a couple of weeks back. I had to hop a median, cross two lanes of traffic and jump a curb just to tag it.

[CaptYossarian]

21. Did you quarantine the bike for 14 days?

[dchill]

2. A creative maneuver!

[mopinko]

3. keep up the good work.

[cwydro]

4. There's a Biden/ Harris sign on a grassy area near my house.

It’s on public land, but I’m fine with it.

[yonder]

5. Public rights of way and "unusually wide turn"

go hand in hand, right? Good job. Did you keep both hands on the wheel?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. I did. Although it was rainy.

Or maybe there was a turtle in the road.

Who knows?

[robbob]

10. I know of ONE turtle I wouldn't bother braking for...

[GB_RN]

11. Yup.

You and at least 65 million other people!

[ResistantAmerican17]

14. 10 o clock and 2 o'clock I hope!

[KS Toronado]

7. Hope you didn't scratch your bumper

[LymphocyteLover]

8. hope there were no razor blades on it that could have damaged your tires though!

[CaptYossarian]

22. Great idea.

Razor wire for pedestrians and roofing nails for cars.

Now...how to wire it for 110 volts?

[Blue Owl]

9. I've been making a point to tell anyone I see with a tRump sign on their lawn:

"Hey nice Halloween decorations! 4 more years of tRump is the scariest thing imaginable!"

[zeusdogmom]

12. I let Zeus Dog leave pee mail on the signs in the ground where they are prohibited

And of course dogs who go by the sign later need to "read and respond"

[dumbcat]

13. Beware of tire traps .....

[JohnnyRingo]

15. I'd like to rent a car from Enterprise..

Tape over some of the rear plate and just make a day of it.

[Sherman A1]

16. Well Played, Sir

Well Played!

[japple]

17. I'd like to take a few teenage boys with paintball guns out joyriding around my neighborhood

some night soon. Just open up the moon roof and let them blast away!!!! I would even buy the paint.

[CaptYossarian]

23. It can only be orange.

[Roc2020]

18. Trump is as bad as nuclear waste now

wow dude! you not only failed you failed Spectacularly!!

[FakeNoose]

19. Or you could have waited until tonight

... and yanked it out by hand.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

20. And now I know what a "swale" is.

[Cha]

24. KR!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

25. Good job! Glad you did that without trouble.

My car has also reacted to similar circumstances by trying to take an unusually wide turn. But then I've reminded it that the RWers who place those signs have been known to put some sort of booby trap there for any car that does so. My car then decided against the wide turn.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

26. Had it been in a person's yard I would have made sure to make a narrow turn

That being said, given that the sign was illegally placed in the first place, I felt like I could give my turning radius a certain level of...discretion.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

27. Well, it's the ones out there on public property that supposedly have been rigged to harm a car

that happens to find the sign in its path. I have no proof, but it's totally believable considering what we know about RWers.