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[brooklynite]

Politicalwire

Pat Robertson Says Trump Will Win

Televangelist Pat Robertson reported on The 700 Club that he had been told by God that President Trump will be reelected… and his reelection will bring about start of the End Times.

Robertson said that “without question, Trump is going to win the election,” but it will result in widespread civil unrest, during which there will be at least two attempts to assassinate the president.

[mucifer]

1. oh damn I already voted. I guess I wasted my time

[SWBTATTReg]

2. Moron. How many times has this moron uttered some nonsense that never came true?

[maxsolomon]

6. when has he ever suffered a consequence?

he never will.

[SWBTATTReg]

7. He will in Nov. 2020 when he gets his a&& handed to him. Him and all of his cronies.

[maxsolomon]

11. Robertson won't.

He'll still have a TV network, a giant audience of bamboozled shut-ins, and piles of money.

[SWBTATTReg]

18. Robertson is going to die someday. He's a nut and my dad figured it out a long time ago. I

don't worry about the likes of scumbags like robertson. They are worthless to me.

[Mariana]

34. Robertson is going to die someday.

Yes, and so is everyone else.

Pat Robertson is 90 years old and apparently in excellent health for his age. He is incredibly wealthy. If anyone has been favored and blessed by God in this life, it's Pat Robertson.

[walkingman]

39. Robertson is a demented nut job who has made his wealth talking garbage to ignorant people.

[Mariana]

41. He's not demented.

His whole act is a carefully scripted performance, perfected over the decades, for the purpose of separating sincere Christians from their money. He is an expert at this. His followers might be considered demented, since they actually believe what he says, and they keep calling the number and giving their credit card numbers. Robertson knows exactly what he's doing.

[Mariana]

32. Robertson's net worth is estimated to be at least $100 million dollars

and possibly a great deal more than that. That's his consequences.

[Mariana]

31. Pat Robertson is far from a moron.

He's gotten very rich by uttering nonsense that never comes true.

[Midnight Writer]

38. Also from African gold mines using slave labor. He is a monster.

[Boogiemack]

42. He and the Grahams.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. So he's saying Trump is the anti-Christ?

[2naSalit]

27. That's what I was getting from it. ...nt

[Atticus]

4. Gee, Pat, will either assassination attempt succeed? Asking for a friend, of course. nt

[rzemanfl]

15. The word "attempt" says no.

This is the word of gawd you are questioning.

[Atticus]

20. Hullabalooya! nt

[Srkdqltr]

5. When ever has anything this guy said come true?

I don't understand the adulation for these guys.

[Dave Starsky]

26. He'll just say that God changed His mind, or is working mysteriously...

Or some other such horseshit. The money will keep flowing.

There's a reason that the Bible suggests that false prophets should be literally stoned to death. They were tired of these assholes, too.

[zipplewrath]

37. It'll be stolen

His explanation will be that the election was stolen in violation of God's will.

[Thomas Hurt]

8. I was unfortunate enough to stop on that channel this morning...

He spalin it all about how Israel was going to be attacked and God itself was going to stop.

so I guess Trump is the Antichrist....

[Wounded Bear]

9. So basically it is "Vote Trump and die" for these guys?

his reelection will bring about start of the End Times.

Hell if it would result in the rapture of all the asshole fundies I'd be tempted.

[RKP5637]

12. We could watch them all float into the sky! Wow, that would be a fun time to celebrate! n/t

[Wounded Bear]

17. Indeed! nt

[RKP5637]

10. Yep, he's been a deranged raving maniac for years!!! Send money now!!! n/t

[Mariana]

35. His followers do send money, lots of it. nt.

[Sherman A1]

13. I believe he might be correct about

"The End Times" thing should DT manage to be re-elected.

[captain queeg]

14. Maybe some truth. If trump is re-elected it might well be the end of times

[Brainfodder]

16. Has Pat Robertson been wrong before?

[Mariana]

36. There's one thing he has never been wrong about.

His followers will send him lots of money no matter what he says. He's never been wrong about that.

[OneBro]

19. Wait, Pat, don't hang up yet!

Ask God about a cure for cancer and see if you can get Him to do a little sumthin' sumthin' for me with my lotto numbers.

[Layzeebeaver]

21. I'm so glad that we have people directly connected with god...

Otherwise who knows what might happen?

We might mistakenly end up with true democracy...

[monmouth4]

40. When people talk to God it's called prayer, when God speaks to man it's psychotic...n/t

[CaptYossarian]

22. When Trump wins 250 million to zero, are we allowed to protest?

This happened in a small school east of Eau Claire, WI. There were about 40 kids in the senior class. The results of the Homecoming Court election were announced and one girl had edged out a very pregnant candidate.

The students got together after school and did their own tally. The "winner" had only received two votes, while the runner-up received most of the rest.

It seems the principal didn't want to have the embarrassment of a third trimester Homecoming Queen and ended up having the embarrassment of a different scandal involving him.

"It's rigged--the whole thing is rigged," said a rigged Trump. They'll have to work a lot harder this time.

[Aristus]

23. Did he get that divine communique during one of those times when

he's squeezing his eyes shut and grimacing like he's straining on a hard one?

[Under The Radar]

24. He must have taken God's Word out of context

Because if it was God’s Devine intervention that made Trump President to begin with then it would also be true of Obama, and that just makes evangelicals heads explode.

[Peacetrain]

25. I wonder if he will leap off a very high cliff when Biden wins

just wondering

[Le Roi de Pot]

28. Normally I would have said - I'll have what he is smoking

but I figured it might be trop dangereux !

[Yavin4]

29. Funny, I thought that this was the "End Times".

It gets worse when Trump is re-elected?

[Chainfire]

30. God just told me

that Robertson is full of shit.

[Solly Mack]

33. Eschatological/Scatological - Tautological