Can we trade Chuck Todd

[Upthevibe]

for Jake Tapper?

[dewsgirl]

1. I wish.

[MFM008]

2. Or a bag

Of potatos?

[Peacetrain]

7. ROFL!!

[gratuitous]

10. We'd still be getting the better end of the deal

How about a wet sack of manure?

[Midnightwalk]

12. You can grow things in manure

You can’t grow them in cement

[Under The Radar]

3. I bet Fox would cut that deal Chris Wallace

They want their correspondents to be “submissive” to Trump

[Stallion]

4. Is Mario Mendoza Available?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mendoza_Line


The Mendoza Line is an expression in baseball deriving from the name of shortstop Mario Mendoza, whose poor batting average is taken to define the threshold of incompetent hitting. The cutoff point is most often said to be .200[1] (Mendoza's career average was slightly better than that, at .215)[2] and, when a position player's batting average falls below that level, the player is said to be "below the Mendoza Line". This is often thought of as the offensive threshold below which a player's presence on a Major League Baseball team cannot be justified, regardless of his defensive abilities. The term does not apply to pitchers, who are not expected to be effective hitters.

The term has come to be used in other contexts when one is so incompetent in one key skill that other skills cannot compensate for that deficiency.

[Silent3]

5. Maybe for an old Betamax recorder...

...if you throw in another $20.

[JHB]

6. Or Zoltar, the coin-operated fortune teller seen at old arcades?

[Le Roi de Pot]

8. or a bag of Nail.

Really Rusty Nails

[MontanaMama]

9. No trade necessary.

Let's just give him away.

[Upthevibe]

15. MontanaMama...

I know! Please.....somebody....make him go away!!

[MontanaMama]

18. Hahaha!

I know right? We don’t need to get anything for him.

Set upChuck Toad Free! For America!

[pwb]

11. Yes, change channels ?

Easy.

[CloudWatcher]

13. Tova O'Brien

Forget Tapper, let's go for gold and get Tova O'Brien.

https://www.newsweek.com/anchorwomans-savage-interview-politician-goes-viral-you-sold-your-soul-political-ambition-1540312

[themaguffin]

14. "We trade?"

[Iggo]

16. Just cut him.

[pecosbob]

17. A smelly cat?

[Generic Brad]

19. Trade him for a 3rd round draft choice Communications major from a community college

Chuck’s reporting has been hamstrung for the past few seasons and he’s no longer a viable threat.

[judeling]

20. Too many draft choices would have to go also

Plus we would have to cover his salary. Better just to release him.

[brooklynite]

21. Who is "we"?

You can (and apparently do) watch both channels at your choice.