"I'm anticipating tonight's debate much in the same way I anticipate..."

[Nevilledog]

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Allison Gill
@allisongill
I’m anticipating tonight’s debate much in the same way I anticipate my friends who are ER nurses telling me stories of things they find jammed up people’s butts.
2:02 PM · Oct 22, 2020

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

[captain queeg]

2. It's going to be hard to watch. I get embarrassed for people making fools of themselves

Trump has no such attribute. He will act like an ass and believe others will agree with him. Some of his groupies no doubt will but he’ll be in fine form tonight and half way sane people will be treated to a display of what happens to a person who lives in his own little bubble when confronted by a bit of reality.

I’d like the moderator to remind him he is running for office. He seems to think he just deserves another term (because he’s done so well his first term). I hope she points out both candidates are getting the same questions. He isn’t being picked on.

[Hugin]

3. I was going to say a colonoscopy...

But, only the olds on DU would get that joke.