Trump is winning

[prodigitalson]

the dilated pupils contest.

[Bluepinky]

1. He wins the body mass, red face, number of lies and obnoxious cretin contests as well.

[prodigitalson]

11. If he stopped abusing amphetamines

He'd make the leap from clinical to morbid obesity in one news cycle.

[lunatica]

2. I've never seen him do those crazy staring bulging eyes before.

It’s weirder than usual.

[prodigitalson]

3. I haven't seen saucers like that since MDMA was legal nt

[lunatica]

6. What's that?

Sorry, I don’t get your reference and I want to.

[prodigitalson]

8. Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDMA

[lunatica]

9. Thanks. I learned something.

[prodigitalson]

10. You're welcome. nt

[MontanaMama]

4. Make no mistake...

If he doesn’t reach into his diaper and throw his own poop the MSM will say he is presidential. I don’t believe it but they want a horse race.

[tinrobot]

5. He's also got the accordian contest in the bag

[Danascot]

7. Misspelled - it's 'whining'