PSA - To all old guys in a hotel room with a very young flirty blond

[Roland99]

THIS is how a shirt is tucked

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Avoid those nationally embarrassing moments from now on

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. Rudy's explanation is almost as funny as the video.

He thought he was going to score....so he was tucking in his shirt. Sure.

You have to wonder how easy it would have been for him to be compromised by the Russians...

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2. He was getting ready to pull it out, hoping to get lucky.

Rudy sure has high esteem of himself, thinking that attractive young woman would want to get it on with him.

He needs to lay off the booze because apparently he hasn't looked in the mirror lately.

[SunSeeker]

6. Doesn't look like he had anything to pull out yet.

Looks like he was busy trying to stiffen his limp noodle so he could get some action. He had probably left his Viagra at home, and was desperately trying to compensate.

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8. Yep, sad and probably true.

[regnaD kciN]

3. Doubt I'll ever have to deal with that situation...

[SunSeeker]

4. Where have shirt stays been all my life? Who knew there was such a thing?

I notice the guy doesn't lay down on a bed to tuck his shirt in...

[My Pet Orangutan]

5. But Rudy does not have three inches below the belt.

OK. Yes. Next.

[Roland99]

14. Zing!

[BigmanPigman]

7. Guys have it so easy...

like I didn't know that already. If they had to routinely deal with the daily, current styles of make up, hair dos, underwire bras, panty hose, high heels, etc they would never get dressed in the morning.

[mr_lebowski]

9. We really do ...

Also 'stuff' for men is generally cheaper than equivalent versions for women. Not to mention there's a lot more stuff women are expected to have/own/buy generally. Many men have like 3 pair of shoes, for example.

Women get jobbed in so many ways.

If it's any consolation, I have the utmost admiration for all y'all

[BigmanPigman]

10. I have heard it called "the pink tax"...

the added charge for basically the same product. To test the theory out I went into CVS to buy deodorant. I picked up Mitchum "for men" and "for women". I read the ingredients, the size/weight, etc to see what the differences were. I found none except for the pink color and a different scent. Then I asked the staff if they could and they couldn't either. The woman's version was over $1 more than the man's version. One small example. Most of it is BS from Madison Ave....$$$$$$$$$$$$

[CincyDem]

11. Well, last time I was in a hotel room with a flirty young blonde...

...Raygun was in the Oval. She’s turned into a flirty ole blonde and we’re still lovin every day of it.

[mopinko]

12. aw c'mon. rudy was just looking for hunter's hard drive.

he gave up looking for his own a couple of wives ago.

[panader0]

15. Diggin' for dirt.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Nobody Should Need Your PSA

Because a simpler "go by" is don't go into a hotel room with a flirty blond that isn't your wife! (Assuming one is married.)
At no point in my life would how I tucked my shirt in, be an issue.
In fact, when I had to travel with a female co-worker, whether a peer or subordinate, I would even stay at a different hotel, so no whispers would even start.
Then this idiot, already divorced & remarried goes to a hotel room with a woman a third his age, and let's her pull his shirt out of his pants.
He was a hound on the hunt.
My PSA: DON'T BE A HOUND ON THE HUNT!