Too. Freaking. Funny.

[Roland99]

How many rallies has the traitor held today?

And every one of them he repeats that we have “hydrosonic missiles”

Not a single one of his aides, speech writers, or idiot kids care to correct him

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. He is as stupid as his followers

Watch the Borat movie and you will laugh and cry at how unbelievably stupid these fucking Trumpers are

[SheltieLover]

3. True!

Both Borat 1 & 2 free on Amazon Prime!

[texasfiddler]

17. Chop-em up like the Saudis do!

[SheltieLover]

18. Ikr!

Cohen did a great job with that movie!

[AllyCat]

25. Inject them with the Wuhan flu? Or chop them up like the Saudis do?

Just watched tonight. Fantastic! Very funny.

[TwilightZone]

22. They're worse.

At least he knows that he's lying out his ass. They don't.

[Claustrum]

2. I don't think he listens to anyone.

He has been corrected many times on different things and he always go back to the wrong terminology or pronunciation.

[SheltieLover]

4. Uneducable!

[Claustrum]

6. Trump once said "I love the poorly educated".

Check out because we all know how much he loves himself, and probably no one else.

[SheltieLover]

19. He did say that!

I thought he was playing go his iliterate base, but maybe talking about himself, too!

One of his professors said dump was the dumest goddamned student he had ever seen.

[PatSeg]

23. And I lost count of how many times

he referenced the 1917 Flu. You just know that he has been told that it was 1918, but he kept saying 1917 over and over again. I started to wonder if he was saying it wrong intentionally for some bizarre reason.

[A HERETIC I AM]

29. He was saying it wrong because he can not admit to a mistake

It is beyond him to permit the idea to enter his head that he has ever been wrong ABOUT ANYTHING!!

He kept calling it the 1917 flu for so long , it became a non issue.

So he wins.

Simple.

[PatSeg]

34. Good point

His occasional emphasis on the "1917" could have been an "up yours" to all the people who had corrected him in the past. As with so many things, if he says it often enough, it becomes the new reality.

[Roland99]

36. Never saw a reporter question him on that

[agingdem]

5. Those electric toothbrushes will kill ya, man!

btw, you're assuming the aides, speech writer, or idiot kids are smart enough to know better..they don't...

[Stallion]

8. DROP DUCK and ... and...brush?

[agingdem]

10. Incoming!!!

[Roland99]

13. He's soon gonna have a totally different type of cavity search!!

[nature-lover]

7. His staff is just letting him do "busy work" until the election is over.

[NanceGreggs]

9. There's really no point in 'correcting' him.

The crowds he's talking to wouldn't know the difference anyway.

If he called them "hippocratic missiles", or "hyperbolic missiles", or "hyperactive missiles", they'd cheer and pretend they know what he's talking about - just like they do with everything else he says.

[pwb]

11. He made that Space Force in the same

building as his Health plan.

[alittlelark]

12. 'Hydrosonic Missiles' may be why he has an obsession with toilet flushing

[soothsayer]

20. Ha!

[hay rick]

32. Somebody also needs to tell him that "oval office" doesn't refer to the white house bathroom.

[relayerbob]

14. I think that's why he wears Depends

[saidsimplesimon]

15. Maybe IT plays with toys in the bath or shower.

[JHB]

16. It's all technobabble to the cultists anyway.

They'd cheer if he declared he was going to distribute tri-ox compound to fight COVID.

(Tri-ox compond is a fictional Star Trek drug.)

[TwilightZone]

21. It's intentional.

It always has been. He's playing dumb because that's what sells to the rubes.

Want proof? He sounded almost perfectly normal in the conversations with Woodward. Before and after, he sounded like an idiot.

The "screw-ups" are scripted. Trump is of the notion that any press is good press.

[Claustrum]

24. You are so right.

My biggest takeaway form the Woodward tapes is how normal Trump sounded. Everything else is an act. But I always forget that because he is so convincing and consistent in his public outings.

[KS Toronado]

26. We made our own "hydrosonic missiles" back in the 50's, we called them water balloons

[RobertDevereaux]

27. That's hydroponic, you idiot!

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Is that a euphamism for another euphamism, the ever classic: Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile? 😂

[PufPuf23]

30. Doncha know, hydrosonic missiles keep

teeth white?

who are we to question the smartest man that ever lived?

[dalton99a]

31. I doubt anyone in his audience knows hydrosonic from hydroponic

[wnylib]

33. He's going after the "deep water state"

with missiles that send sound waves through oceans.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

35. Imagine the fun his fans had on Google with that shit.

"Ma, it must be top secret. I can't find it anywhere on Google".

KY.........