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Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:44 AM

Trump Parade

Yesterday, I spent my time cleaning bathrooms and doing laundry. By the end of the afternoon, I wanted to watch the World Series. I did not want to cook. My husband went into town to a local restaurant to pick up some takeout. We would like to keep this restaurant in business, and they have good tacos.

Little did he know that there was a trumper parade going on. There were about a dozen of those fools, flying their trump flags and their confederate flags from their pickups and honking up a storm. He could not tell if they were local or imported assholes.

He went inside and picked up the tacos. I hope he was not in contact with any of the maskless morons. I worry about him.

On the way back to his truck, he noticed that one of the morons had an especially stupid vanity plate. It said, "IM ARMD."

Get it? I'm Armed.

What in the everlasting flaming hell? Every farmer up and down my road is armed. Some of us are good shots, too. Don't they realize that? We have critters who damage our yards, crops and buildings. They kill our barn cats, scatter garbage and eat all the sweet corn out of the garden. Of course we are armed! We don't have to brag about it.

Also, when we have time, some of us like to hunt. A little extra meat in the freezer is very helpful in the winter. This might be just the year to have something put away.

Don't they realize that a good many Democrats, like my husband, are veterans? You would not believe what a good shot he is! He doesn't find it necessary to brag about it. He doesn't need to imply that he is willing to shoot people who oppose him politically.

I am a 72 year old farmer's wife. I am five foot nothing, and I am armed, too, you dickless wonders.

I feel no need to be afraid of these noisy nobodies. November 3 will be here soon.

Even though I am far more likely to shoot you with the garden hose, I'm armed. Go home to mamma, little boys. You are a joke.

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Reply Trump Parade (Original post)
murielm99 Oct 25 OP
samnsara Oct 25 #1
essme Oct 25 #2
murielm99 Oct 25 #3
Traildogbob Oct 25 #17
cwydro Oct 25 #26
Atticus Oct 25 #4
klook Oct 25 #7
JI7 Oct 25 #5
ClusterFreak Oct 25 #6
doc03 Oct 25 #8
brer cat Oct 25 #9
Laura PourMeADrink Oct 25 #10
murielm99 Oct 25 #11
Laura PourMeADrink Oct 25 #25
Woodwizard Oct 25 #12
Bettie Oct 25 #13
mopinko Oct 25 #14
The Jungle 1 Oct 25 #15
Jon King Oct 25 #18
Jon King Oct 25 #16
marieo1 Oct 25 #19
634-5789 Oct 25 #20
JohnnyRingo Oct 25 #21
dalton99a Oct 25 #23
c-rational Oct 25 #22
niyad Oct 25 #24
George II Oct 25 #27
Ziggysmom Oct 25 #28
JohnnyRingo Oct 25 #30
VA_Jill Oct 25 #29
TexasBushwhacker Oct 25 #31
VA_Jill Oct 26 #35
demtenjeep Oct 25 #32
Chili Oct 25 #33
Raine Oct 25 #34

Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:47 AM

1. this is why i dont believe there are shy or silent trump voters.....

...trumpers are loud arrogant and narcissist.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:53 AM

2. Are you in NC?

The silly assed "Trump Train" passed through here yesterday. I ignored it, and went to vote.

I am a 56 year old librarian. Native North Carolinian. Most all of us here in the South know how to shoot, own guns, and don't feel the need to brag about it.

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Response to essme (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:57 AM

3. No.

I live in Illinois. We are true blue, but most of our rural areas are red.

I have a feeling these were just local idiots who were trying to support the national movement.

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Response to essme (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:43 AM

17. I am

Was near Western Carolina U yesterday. Saw one of the Caravans lining up in a parking lot getting ready to parade their VANILLA ISIS somewhere to terrorize. Remember all the ranting about Latino caravans? Mother F’ing projecting GOP. I was a Navy sniper. Not afraid of bubba militia. Stand by my oath. Foreign “and” domestic terrorists.

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Response to essme (Reply #2)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:16 AM

26. I'm in a very red county in NC.

I’ve seen the occasional truck with a sign or a flag, but thank god, no parades.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:58 AM

4. Well said. Some of these spoiled kids need a spanking and that's what's on the way. nt

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 06:59 AM

5. I think this is why they relate to Trump. Both seriously have issues of being insecure with who they

are and need to put on this huge show of something to try to prove to others something .

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 07:15 AM

6. Omg well said!

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 07:29 AM

8. We had the Trump Train here in eastern Ohio yesterday. They are mostly out of

state gas drilling and pipeline workers. You see plates from Texas, Louisiana, Alabama and North Dakota mainly.
They assemble every Saturday and drive around the valley. Yesterday I was at the mall for a hour or so. They were assembled
at an oil and gas supply store on the mall perimeter. They drove around and around the mall with their stupid Trump, Rebel and
American flags waving blowing their horns. The people that work those jobs are young overpaid assholes.
Democrats did a caravan last week which I wish I had known about, those assholes followed them and heckled them wherever they went.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:09 AM

9. Great post, muriel!

K&R

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:10 AM

10. Really worried what these nuts are gonna do after Biden wins. I can see.

The Narcissist in Chief...egging them on. Fomenting violence. In red areas we probably need to take all our Biden signs down once voting over???

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Response to Laura PourMeADrink (Reply #10)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:14 AM

11. I live on a hill, and I have an ideal spot for signs.

Every candidate in this area wants my yard. It is fun!

The state and local candidates have asked me to take my signs down once voting is over. I am supposed to save them. Our central committee and the committee south of me have decided to leave the Biden signs up for a while. We may not know the results right away. Our yard is private property and the repiggies can go fuck themselves.

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #11)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:14 AM

25. Well good luck then! Personally, don't want my home/car vandalized. These people are dangerous.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:18 AM

12. GOP branding

I am a veteran have firearms know how to use them. A lot of people that know me have no idea I served or have firearms, I do not need to advertise I have nothing to prove.

The republicans have been masters at branding the hardworking rugged individual.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:22 AM

13. Southeast Iowa yesterday too

it must have been their "Day of Idiocy" or something.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:27 AM

14. all i have is my cane but

yeah, no. 5'2", 100 lbs soaking wet.
they dont scare me either.
i yell at the maskholes from my window. if i dont want them to see me, they dont. but i have no fear of sticking my whole head out that window.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:31 AM

15. Agreed

I have a couple of real good right wing friends and we are able to debate politics with success. No anger just opinion and a lot of ball busting. They know I have guns and that I have recently gotten my carry permit. But for some reason they think the vast majority of Democrats do not have guns. I never understood that position. A lot of people on the right think we will just roll over if they come after us. The south thought the north would not fight when they started the treasonous civil war. That was a big mistake.

One comment, I prefer to call the confederate flag the flag of treason. We as a nation need to stop celebrating treason. That flag needs to be burned.

That was one of the pranks I pulled on my buddies. I made a paper copy of the flag of treason and burned it on my solo stove. Made a video and sent it to them. They called me a richard cranium. What ever that means. Good fun.



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Response to The Jungle 1 (Reply #15)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:46 AM

18. Same here with the guns...

Not sure why they think Dems are scared of them. They can't go into any city as guns are everywhere. Like the OP said, farmers all have guns despite their politics. We are in the suburbs but have guns, my kid learned to shoot at age 12. Most of the military rank and file are minorities.

So they can't do anything in a city, can't do anything in the middle of farm land, can't do much in most suburbs. And the military is not on their side.

Not really sure where these right wingers think their guns will give them any advantage. Like anything, just a worthless security blanket to make them feel better.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:39 AM

16. There will be very little violence....

In the end almost all of them are cowards. Its hilarious when these 6'3" 230 lbs guys with assault rifles were at the Michigan statehouse and they looked scared to death when a tiny protestor stood in front of them. When Trump loses all but a handful will simply whine and moan about how "its not fair".

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:01 AM

19. Excellent

This is one of the best posts I've ever read about DJT and his cronies...........thanks....and good luck to you and your family.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:18 AM

20. Every one I have ever had contact with is a goddamn COWARD.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:31 AM

21. I know. Republicans think they're the only ones with guns.

Joe Biden had a permit to carry his Barretta when he rode Amtrak, but he didn't have to wear a t-shirt to let everyone know. A lot of us are armed. Quietly armed.

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Response to JohnnyRingo (Reply #21)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:50 AM

23. +1. And Kamala Harris - she has a gun.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:44 AM

22. Thank you murielm99 for that wonderful post...."dickless wonders" keep up the feistiness.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:54 AM

24. "dickless wonders" expresses it perfectly. From my observations, most of them use their guns as

phallic extensions or replacements. Toxic, insecure "masculinity".

They really do believe, or at least tell themselves, that liberals, left-wingers, Dems, are afraid of, don't own weapons. I know at least a dozen just in my small circle, men and women, some of them retired vets, who own guns, and are very good shots. The contents of at least two of their gun safes should give these morans pause.

On a different note: have you ever heard Kristin Lems' song, "Farmer"?

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:57 AM

27. "Dickless wonders" - you've got that right. Their dicks are in their holsters or gun racks!

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 11:08 AM

28. Michael Moore nailed it in 2015! It's all because of FEAR

“ “It’s the fear of getting killed that is getting a lot of us killed. But it’s also other fears that are winding us up and making a few of us go crazy enough to take off on a shooting rampage,” he says. “Unlike in other civilized countries where people take care of each other — with free health care, generous compensation for the unemployed, free or nearly-free college education, strict laws on credit card debt and junk mortgages, serious help and treatment for the mentally ill, aid for aging and infirm people and the list goes on and on. From Ireland to Italy to Norway, from New Zealand to South Korea to Morocco, governments all over the world have discovered that the real way to reduce violence is to simply take care of each other.

“What separates us from everyone else is the way we force the members of our society to live in a constant state of fear: fear of going broke, fear of losing your job, fear of getting sick, fear of getting old and being without.””

https://www.indiewire.com/2015/12/michael-moore-says-fear-is-to-blame-for-american-gun-violence-43009/

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Response to Ziggysmom (Reply #28)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 11:38 AM

30. Amen.

He comes from an area where he grew up around sporting weapons and is a lifetime member of the NRA, but seems to live his life without fear, perhaps ironically.

I think I'm one of the last around here to still embrace his sense of working man's wisdom.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 11:22 AM

29. Dickless wonders

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Response to VA_Jill (Reply #29)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:32 PM

31. Yeah "IM ARMD" takes fewer letters

than "LITTLE DICK".

Gotta be able to fit it on a license plate.

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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #31)

Mon Oct 26, 2020, 03:42 PM

35. Since

you only get 7 or 8 letters.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 08:37 PM

32. we carry-but it is a good idea not to advertise it

hubby always carries and we always have one when we travel

both of us are CCW



We are making deer jerky as we speak

We also have a 10 pt buck hanging over our office door


Hubby is pretty proud of it. 1 shot 1 deer.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 09:30 PM

33. Muriel

"I am a 72 year old farmer's wife. I am five foot nothing, and I am armed, too, you dickless wonders."

I you.

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Response to murielm99 (Original post)

Sun Oct 25, 2020, 10:50 PM

34. Had those same idiots here in coastal Los Angeles County California today (Sunday)

hundreds of them continually driving up and down the highway blowing horns, waving flags, screaming and being absolutely obnoxious and repulsive for one-two hours. I don't know what they expect to again by showing such absolute disrespect to the people who live here and wanted a nice peaceful Sunday.

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