Trump claims he won two Nobel peace prizes before correcting himself during rambling rally speech

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Donald Trump claimed he had won two Nobel peace prizes before correcting himself during a rambling campaign rally.

The president heaped praise on his international diplomacy skills and falsely took credit for the awards at the event in Londonderry, New Hampshire.

Mr Trump boasted that he had scooped one of the prestigious awards for his work in negotiating peace between Serbia and Kosovo.

He then claimed he had been given another for “something else” and insisted he should also get one for his work in Syria.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-won-two-nobel-205756575.html

Trump is like the drunk you meet in a bar that brags about his accomplishments. You let him ramble on because you want to see want bullshit he'll spew nest.

[moonscape]

1. He's like the braggart in the bar I tell I'm

going to the restroom, but slink out the back door and never come back.

[Blue Owl]

2. So. Freakin.' Pathetic.

[Enterstageleft]

3. Oh, and did I mention...

I was the leader of Seal Team 6...I was the one who shot King Kong off the Empire State Building...I saved the Millennium Falcon when Han Solo couldn't... when Santa gets behind on his schedule, he calls me...

I could go on for hours, but you get the message, I hope.

[mshasta]

5. Lol ...very good

Love it ,

[Ilsa]

6. LOL. You forgot saving Hackinsack, NJ

and the west coast along the San Andreas fault when Lex Luthor set off two atomic bombs.

[Enterstageleft]

8. Sorry, needed a potty break!

[trueblue2007]

11. another one .....I saved George Washington from hacking himself with an ax.

[Enterstageleft]

13. Yeaaaaaahhhhh, but I couldn't save the cherry tree.

[CatMor]

4. Why on earth would you keep bringing up something you didn't win ...

maybe he'll make a fake Nobel award like he made the fake Time magazine covers. He no longer lives within reality.

[demosincebirth]

14. He probably dreamt it like all of his other so called fabulous accomplishments.

[OilemFirchen]

7. Thanks to my partner, I received three Pullet Surprises this week.

(Technically two, as one was presented twice on adjacent days.)

But I'm not boasting. No sir.

[jmowreader]

20. Pullet Surprise...

Is that served with mashed potatoes or red beans and rice?

[Under The Radar]

9. Is the that more heroic than when he saved lives at ground zero on 911?

[dalton99a]

10. Too modest. Many people say he won four.

[captain queeg]

12. Maybe he was thinking of the noble prizes that Fox has awarded him

You know, for selling out our long time allies in South Korea and Japan so his Love buddy could keep building nuclear weapons.

[Midnight Writer]

15. Trump once claimed he saw a pimp beating a woman as he rode by in his limo.

He ordered the shocked chauffeur to stop the car, even though they were in a bad neighborhood, jumped out of the car, shoved the pimp away, and got the woman to safety.

The chauffeur said it was the bravest thing he ever saw.

This is true. Trump actually told this story.

[Totally Tunsie]

16. Words fail...

He's f*n delusional.

[Totally Tunsie]

17. Maybe she was his "date" that he prepaid for

and he wanted to be sure to get his value?

[Midnight Writer]

18. At least his story had a Happy Ending.

"And that, Barron, is how I met your Mother"