McConnell Insists His Health Is 'Just Fine' Despite His Bruised and Battered Appearance Last Week

[SouthernCal_Dem]

McConnell Insists His Health Is ‘Just Fine’

October 27, 2020 at 3:04 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) declared his health is “just fine” Tuesday as he declined to explain photographs last week showing his hands bruised and bandaged, the Washington Post reports.

https://politicalwire.com/2020/10/27/mcconnell-insists-his-health-is-just-fine/

Here's what he looked like last week:

[yankeepants]

1. Well that's disappointing.

[LakeArenal]

2. Yeah, but he's a liar.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. McConnell is not well.

Look at his skin color. On the pale side. Not enough oxygen is getting into the blood. This signals serious heart issues when oxygenated blood cannot get pumped throughout the body. First signs are the hands, ankles, feet, nose.

[lagomorph777]

4. McConnell is not well embalmed.

He should fire his mortician.

[samnsara]

5. I'm sure its just thin skin bruising..my mothers hands would bruise up something awful...

...it scared me when I first saw it and asked her what happened..she was a nurse and explained how her skin just bruises...but it made her very self conscience about it afterwards

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Major Heart Health Issues

plaguing that dude. His shelf expiration date is close.