Wohl must contact every voter he phoned

[Qutzupalotl]

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A federal judge in New York City just ordered Jacob Wohl to contact every single voter he previously robocalled--estimated to be in excess of 85,000--and tell them that the racist robocalls were false and illegal.
https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/federal-judge-says-jacob-wohl-is-causing-electoral-terror-compares-racist-robocalls-to-kkk-in-court-order/

[Native]

1. This is delicious!

[ffr]

18. Can we still publically flog them?

Asking for a friend.

[calimary]

26. There's always putting him in the stocks in the public square.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stocks

[flibbitygiblets]

48. I've got some juicy tomatoes!

[gratuitous]

2. Seems a meet punishment

Perhaps followed up with a hand-written note of apology, and mailed separately to each person at every number robocalled.

[lagomorph777]

6. That would be sweet!

[sweetloukillbot]

14. Maybe he can send them from a hip, LA coffeehouse nt

[ProfessorGAC]

3. Feels Right To Me

But, my guess is he won't do it, and the judge drops the hammer

[Arkansas Granny]

4. A very fitting decision, IMO.

[lindysalsagal]

5. Good, for future elections. But it's too late this time. Early & Mail voting is over in many states.

They counted on that. This is a gop win.

[Mr. Ected]

7. Considering that every single phone call, including dialing, waiting, explaining, etc., would easily

Take 2 or 3 minutes, it would take him approximately 3542 hours, or 296 days of 12 hour/day calling.

Little shit won't do it.

[forgotmylogin]

39. Unless he robocalls them again.

I assume that's not a valid option!

That's why robocalling is done - it's easy to do for the small number of hits.

[Sherman A1]

8. Excellent

Start dialing..........

[Mike 03]

9. This will keep him busy for, oh, a decade.

Does he get a phone in his prison cell?

This is fantastic!

[JDC]

10. Personally or can he use his robo-dialer to send a recording

[soothsayer]

17. I'd think this? But I dunno!

[Catherine Vincent]

20. If that's the case, then they are letting him off easy

[JDC]

21. I agree. He should have to pound the phones himself

This guy needs to pay way more of a price for his antics than even just calling people. He is a criminal.

[Midnightwalk]

11. Make completing the calls necessary for parole

They are facing 24 years. Make that the sentence and make parole contingent on completing the calls.

As others say, the harm is probably already done for this election. Keep them in prison as a warning to other republican frauds.

[MFGsunny]

43. + 1000 n/t

[Midnightwalk]

44. Actually I should correct myself

I guess this was the decision that supported the injunction on continuing making the robocalls. Read that earlier today and it was blistering. Not only is there an injunction but they have to report tomorrow on progress on the corrective calls by tomorrow the 30th or face contempt.

That is, this is an injunction in the civil not criminal case.

I stand by the sentiment though. Lock these unamerican rats up for as long as possible.

[MFGsunny]

51. Appreciate your update! There ya go with integrity and stuff! You a Dem or something? n/t

[lame54]

12. Bart Simpson's chalkboard

[dchill]

13. Fair is fair.

[DeeNice]

15. and it needs to be published on every right wing news and "news" outlet out there

They need to see it, not us. We already know he's full of shit.

[Mossfern]

16. Unfortunately a little late

for voters who were considering voting by mail....by the time those calls are made.

[Gothmog]

19. He will have plenty of time to do this in prison

[TheBlackAdder]

47. Yes, keep him in a prison cell until he completes the task. None of this home stuff.

.

That will motivate him to complete the task ASAP.

.

[Blue Owl]

22. Start dialing, fucko

[flibbitygiblets]

49. Yeah, fucko!

[whistler162]

23. using a rotary phone and no pencil

next question is with or without an arrow headpiece.

[matt819]

24. Does he do that from jail? (nt)

[flamin lib]

25. A Jewish proverb.

A man slandered another man. The Rabi called him to account and the man asked what he must do to atone. The Rabi said two things; first take a feather pillow to the roof of the Synagogue and scatter the feathers to the wind. The man did as bid and then asked what second thing he must do.

Now, go and collect all the feathers . . .

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

35. Nice.

[soldierant]

27. So Karma has a lat name and it is Marrero.

[FelineOverlord]

28. That Judge Was ANGRY

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[smb]

29. I Am Reminded Of This Scene

Kirk: There's something I want to show you.
(shows him tribbles scattered throughout the station bar)
Kirk: You know what the penalty is for transporting an animal proven harmful to human life?
Cyrano Jones: Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful. Captain, you wouldn't do a thing like that to me, now would you? (worried) Would you?
Spock: The penalty is twenty years in a rehabilitation colony.
Jones: (over-the-top cheerfully) Captain Kirk. Friend, friend Kirk! Surely we can come to some sort of mutual understanding. After all, my tribbles did put you wise to the poisoned grain, and they did help you to find the Klingon agent! Saved a lot of lives that way!
Kirk: There is one thing you can do.
Jones: (hopeful) Yes?
Kirk: Pick up every tribble on the space station. If you do that, I'll speak to Mister Lurry about returning your spaceship.
Jones: It would take years.
Spock: Seventeen point nine, to be exact.
Jones: (depressed) Seventeen point nine years.
Kirk: Consider it job security.
Jones: Captain, you're a hard man.
(Kirk and Spock take him by the arms)
Jones: All right! All right!
Kirk: You'll do it?
Spock: He'll do it.
Jones: (defeated) I'll do it.
--Star Trek, "The Trouble With Tribbles"

[niyad]

33. I always loved that scene. As I recall, that episode has ranked as the all-time favourite!

[flibbitygiblets]

50. OMG when I was a kid I wanted a tribble so much

Got a guinea pig, so pretty much the same thing but louder.

[niyad]

52. I always thought that the pygymy puffs in the Harry Potter books reminded me of tribbles.

[marble falls]

30. Everyone, personally?

[warmfeet]

31. A punishment commensurate

with the crime.

Well done.

[Snackshack]

32. A very

Apropos opinion by the court.

[niyad]

34. Excellent!

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

36. Good. But it will undo little of the harm done, and he should also have to pay to

announce his crime in every media market -- full.pages ads in the newspapers; tv, radio, & internet ads; etc.

Also, who will make sure he does it, and what if he doesn't?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

37. That, my friends, is justice.

He won't make it through ten calls before going into the DTs from lack of Kool-Aid.........

[SunSeeker]

38. Judge Sullivan rocks. We need 100 more judges like him.

[Illumination]

40. So what's Wohl going to do?...Make more robocalls to try to undo his stupidity?...

[packman]

41. NOW, that is true justice

[The Blue Flower]

42. I love it when the punishment fits the crime

Now let's do it for ripping children away from their parents and locking them away permanently.

[electric_blue68]

45. I laughed when I heard about this ...

but only half listening so I didn't realize it was those guys....


Then I laffed even harder!

[PatrickforO]

46. And...I think he should have to do that personally, without using robocall technology.

With a rotary telephone.

From his cell.