OMFG, how stupid would you have to be to believe this? (Tucker says Hunter evidence stolen)

[Nevilledog]

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Tweet text:
Khashoggi’s Ghost
@UROCKlive1
OMFG, how stupid would you have to be to believe this?

nikki mccann ramírez
@NikkiMcR
Tucker is claiming that his super-secret, extremely damming trove of documents about Hunter Biden was stolen while in the mail.
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[Boogiemack]

1. Oh, and here I thought Tucker was just evil.

I didn't know he was insane too.

[catbyte]

2. My favorite reply:

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Tucker is still bitter he spent high school stuffed in a locker. Pay him no mind.
8:28 PM · Oct 28, 2020

[oasis]

3. The Venutians zapped it up from the mailbox on the corner.

[lagomorph777]

41. I think his dog ate it.

[soothsayer]

4. Should have made a copy lmao

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Don Moynihan
@donmoyn
·
Oct 28, 2020
Replying to @NikkiMcR
Should have used the USPS

nikki mccann ramírez
@NikkiMcR
Should have made a copy lmao

[Beartracks]

7. It was stolen at Kinko's!!

[soothsayer]

8. Dr. Demento!

https://m.

[TheBlackAdder]

28. Here's Boofo, The Supreme Court Judge

.

.

[dv421]

29. what idiot

Sends important stuff through the mail and does not keep a copy

What a bafoon.

[greenjar_01]

43. Narrator: There was no "stuff."

[regnaD kciN]

5. Damn that Deep State!!!

[icwlmuscyia]

6. Must have used DeJoy's company

Should have used the USPS you dumb ass!

[coti]

9. With MAGNETS!!

[dixiechiken1]

10. So, there was just the one copy?????

How unfortunate...

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

11. Stolen when Rudie had his pants down. N/T

[Wicked Blue]

12. Buttons ate it nt

[soothsayer]

32. Justice for Buttons!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214380583

[Enterstageleft]

13. And....and...and

the dog ate my homework!

[smb]

14. Stolen While In The Mail?

Maybe you should complain to Louis DeJoy for taking the postal police off the beat and leaving your package wide open to theft.

[nolabear]

15. A-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[lame54]

16. Actually the dems pulled a fast one...

They traded Tucker's mailbox with the one from The Lake House

That way it won't get there till after the election

[John1956PA]

56. Thanks for referencing that movie, which is in my top-twenty list of favorite films. n/t

[sarcasmo]

17. Hunter evidence is in Hillary's emails, in the pizza shop basement.

[Wicked Blue]

60. by Col. Mustard

with the candlestick

[Roland99]

18. they never had an electronic copy to begin with???

This is a horrible excuse to find cover for shit that they know was untrue.

[UTUSN]

19. But he's the highest rated yakker!1

[Wounded Bear]

20. So the mail dog ate his homework?

[W_HAMILTON]

21. THE CLINTONS SEND THEIR REGARDS.

[RockRaven]

22. I know the answer to this question: "regular FOXNews viewer" level of stupid

Change my mind.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

23. They also stole Tucker's brain

[superpatriotman]

24. Maybe OJ will help find it

Along with the real killer.

[niyad]

54. A friend and I were just discussing this!

[Nevilledog]

25. Love this one....lol

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Tweet text:
Eric Garland
@ericgarland
BREAKING!!!!!: BIGFOOT, WHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND IN SASKATCHEWAN, we met at camp last summer, totally hot, TOTALLY STOLE OUR HUNTER BIDEN DOCUMENTS I'M SUPER CEREAL 🤣

Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson
Damning Hunter Biden documents suddenly vanish

[DesertRat]

26. He made no copies and can't summarize what they say

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

27. Breaking: The Alleged Thief Has Been Identified

A person by the name of George Glass is the suspect.

[dixiechiken1]

38. SWEET! That made me LOL.

[lagomorph777]

42. Hah! Took me a minute there...

[Demonaut]

30. anyone who listens to tucker on a consistent basis, I watch fox (just to see what brainwashing truly

is) but I rarely can get through a tucker show, he leads his viewers down the primrose path all the while telling them they figured it out on their own...it's horrible to watch

[Moostache]

50. I can't last more than 2 minutes, I've tried...repeatedly

It is CLASSIC BRAINWASHING 101 over there and its constant. Really dark stuff when you look at it seriously...

[DesertRat]

33. Sarah Cooper cut to the chase

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[George II]

34. In my best Gomer Pyle........."SURPRISE SURPRISE!"

They pushed that fake story until it was discredited by just about anyone with a brain. They got their hearing with the CEO of Twitter, who blocked "The Story" from the NY Post, and now the documents disappear!

Hey Rudy and idiots, I thought the FBI had a clone of the hard drive?

[halfulglas]

35. Check with DeJoy

Are you so stupid to put it in the mail? We know who is controlling the mail right now. He either has it it or had your fake documents diverted.

[Tarc]

36. So they mailed an empty envelope

and built a screaming conspiracy theory around it?

Amateur hour.

[KentuckyWoman]

53. It is just so first grade.

I have 100 candy bars in my backpack.
Let me see it.
I can't because they are invisible until I rub them on my hair.
YOU don't have any candy bars.
YES I DO!!!
No you don't. You lie.
I do so have candy. You are just jealous.
No you don't
Yes I do.
No you don't
Ur a stupid head.

[keithbvadu2]

37. Did he put it in a republican 'official' mail box?

Did he put it in a republican 'official' mail box?

[Catherine Vincent]

39. Um, so no one made copies?

[yellowcanine]

40. Thief identified!

/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20180710051852

[greenjar_01]

45. Beat me to it!

[greenjar_01]

44. The cops have sent their best detective

I mean, er, inspector

[Reader Rabbit]

46. It was Vince Foster in the conservatory with a semen-stained dress!

Or something.

[Nevilledog]

47. E. Jean Carroll's or Monica Lewinsky's?

[Reader Rabbit]

48. Yes!

Does it matter?!? They're all scary Marxists trying to destroy our...our...our...

[KentuckyWoman]

49. The leader of Antifa did it

Or termites maybe.

[IronLionZion]

51. Satan worshiping pedophiles planned out this daring heist at a pizza shop

If any of you have ever had pizza, you're complicit. Wake up America!

[world wide wally]

52. Was it labeled "Top Secret"?

[TexasBushwhacker]

55. BTW, is Tucker using the same makeup as Trump?

He looks awfully bronze.

[Initech]

57. They are just making shit up at this point.

They got nothing and they know it.

[SKKY]

58. How Stupid? Stupid enough to watch this shit show of a news opinion program every night...

...that's how stupid.

[jcgoldie]

59. Hard to believe but this actually happens all the time...

I teach high school math and you wouldn't believe the algebra homework that gets lost in the mail...

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

61. How stupid?

Trump supporters will believe it without question.

That stupid.

[Liberal In Texas]

62. And these docs were so important nobody made a copy of them.

Either they're total idiots or liars.

Hard to decide on which.