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brooklynite

(94,502 posts) Wed Oct 28, 2020, 08:59 PM Oct 2020

J'ACCUSE!!!!!

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J'ACCUSE!!!!! (Original Post) brooklynite Oct 2020 OP

This is their lame excuse for cover to get the egg off their face? Roland99 Oct 2020 #1

I thought the dog ate it soothsayer Oct 2020 #2

The mail dog ate his homework... Wounded Bear Oct 2020 #8

That too.. & it got lost in the mail. Cha Oct 2020 #12

That was a real ripping yarn, even for a bad storyteller/fiction writer like him. Newest Reality Oct 2020 #3

I may or may not have eaten them, Tuck. dchill Oct 2020 #4

But many people's votes won't make it to the election sites on time because applegrove Oct 2020 #5

Yeah, yeah, sure. I may have been born at night, but not last night. brush Oct 2020 #6

I assume the Producer will be fired? brooklynite Oct 2020 #7

OMG! Who would have ever thought of making photocopies of important documents before mailing them? Beakybird Oct 2020 #11

World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon Vanishes! muriel_volestrangler Oct 2020 #9

LAME, Tucker, LAME! CTyankee Oct 2020 #10

However, even though we don't have the actual moonscape Oct 2020 #13

The Deep State must have disappeared them! Bwaaahaahaahaa! Jim__ Oct 2020 #14

I guess they never heard of, copiers, e-mail attachments or even a FAX. mercuryblues Oct 2020 #15

Oh Nooooos! Catastrophic. COLGATE4 Oct 2020 #16

Or... flotsam Oct 2020 #17

Roland99

(53,342 posts)

1. This is their lame excuse for cover to get the egg off their face?

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:02 PM

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soothsayer

(38,601 posts)

2. I thought the dog ate it

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:03 PM

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Wounded Bear

(58,647 posts)

8. The mail dog ate his homework...

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:09 PM

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Cha

(297,154 posts)

12. That too.. & it got lost in the mail.

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:19 PM

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Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

3. That was a real ripping yarn, even for a bad storyteller/fiction writer like him.

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:05 PM

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Sure, a company, (who shall remain nameless) went through all that trouble for just one package. Or was that a letter? He's not sure.

It's baffling, I tell you. Baffling. The case of the empty box, or is that envelope? He's not sure.

He could sell bullshit to cows, though.

dchill

(38,472 posts)

4. I may or may not have eaten them, Tuck.

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:05 PM

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applegrove

(118,622 posts)

5. But many people's votes won't make it to the election sites on time because

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:06 PM

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of Dejoy and that is fine.

brush

(53,764 posts)

6. Yeah, yeah, sure. I may have been born at night, but not last night.

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:06 PM

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brooklynite

(94,502 posts)

7. I assume the Producer will be fired?

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:07 PM

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For not doing something as simple as making a copy to send and keeping the originals?

Beakybird

(3,332 posts)

11. OMG! Who would have ever thought of making photocopies of important documents before mailing them?

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Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:18 PM

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muriel_volestrangler

(101,306 posts)

9. World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon Vanishes!

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:13 PM

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"The Sunday Sport" was a legendary British tabloid full of topless women (people would laughingly do a "nipple count", and I think 50+ was a typical edition), and ridiculous tabloid headlines. So 2 consecutive weeks were:

World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon, 14 August 1988.

World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon Vanishes, 21 August 1988.

CTyankee

(63,903 posts)

10. LAME, Tucker, LAME!

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:17 PM

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You gotta do better than that, sweetie.

Now, surely, Tuck, you made at least ONE copy just in case and you put the copy in your safe!

moonscape

(4,673 posts)

13. However, even though we don't have the actual

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Wed Oct 28, 2020, 09:24 PM

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documents, we know what they said, what they looked like, and are in process of reproducing them because here at Fox we believe you have the right to see them!