J'ACCUSE!!!!!

[brooklynite]

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[Roland99]

1. This is their lame excuse for cover to get the egg off their face?

[soothsayer]

2. I thought the dog ate it

[Wounded Bear]

8. The mail dog ate his homework...

[Cha]

12. That too.. & it got lost in the mail.

[Newest Reality]

3. That was a real ripping yarn, even for a bad storyteller/fiction writer like him.

Sure, a company, (who shall remain nameless) went through all that trouble for just one package. Or was that a letter? He's not sure.

It's baffling, I tell you. Baffling. The case of the empty box, or is that envelope? He's not sure.

He could sell bullshit to cows, though.

[dchill]

4. I may or may not have eaten them, Tuck.

[applegrove]

5. But many people's votes won't make it to the election sites on time because

of Dejoy and that is fine.

[brush]

6. Yeah, yeah, sure. I may have been born at night, but not last night.

[brooklynite]

7. I assume the Producer will be fired?

For not doing something as simple as making a copy to send and keeping the originals?

[Beakybird]

11. OMG! Who would have ever thought of making photocopies of important documents before mailing them?

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon Vanishes!

"The Sunday Sport" was a legendary British tabloid full of topless women (people would laughingly do a "nipple count", and I think 50+ was a typical edition), and ridiculous tabloid headlines. So 2 consecutive weeks were:

World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon, 14 August 1988.

World War 2 Bomber Found on Moon Vanishes, 21 August 1988.

[CTyankee]

10. LAME, Tucker, LAME!

You gotta do better than that, sweetie.

Now, surely, Tuck, you made at least ONE copy just in case and you put the copy in your safe!

[moonscape]

13. However, even though we don't have the actual

documents, we know what they said, what they looked like, and are in process of reproducing them because here at Fox we believe you have the right to see them!

[Jim__]

14. The Deep State must have disappeared them! Bwaaahaahaahaa!

[mercuryblues]

15. I guess they never heard of, copiers, e-mail attachments or even a FAX.

That way they would still have control over the originals.

[COLGATE4]

16. Oh Nooooos! Catastrophic.

[flotsam]

17. Or...