Melania Trump Delivers Passionate Speech In Wisconsin.

[TrollBuster9090]

Yeah, you know they're getting desperate when they have to deploy the Melania 2000 on the campaign trail. ("We'll show em what a good B2 can do. All we need is oil paste. LOTS of oil paste..." )

I know the Republican base is desperately trying to connect with their conman cult leader, but it's a bit of a stretch to sympathize with a Slovenian super model, who is the third trophy wife of an alleged billionaire, and who has spent more money on her face than most of them have spent on their house. Sure, Donald eats junk food, and talks like the loud mouthed drunk at the end of the bar; and they LOVE that. But I just can't see them warming up to Vladimir Putin in drag.

Is it Tuesday yet? 'Cause I can't WAIT for this entire crew of con artists to be sent their PINK SLIP by the American voters.

[Bettie]

1. "Super Model"?

more like soft core porn actress and escort.

[SheltieLover]

3. Russian ASSet

[Bettie]

4. My DH thinks

she's his handler, assigned by Putin.

[SheltieLover]

5. Absolutely!

My point exactly!

[TrollBuster9090]

7. Is she the one who flashes the QUEEN OF DIAMONDS card at him, and then gives him his instructions

...from Moscow?

[Bettie]

9. He thinks she's there to keep him pointed in the right direction

I think she's just an opportunistic former hooker who is as morally bankrupt as he is.

[TrollBuster9090]

12. Yep. It was a transactional marriage for both of them. nt

[SheltieLover]

2. Putin in drag

Good one!

[TrollBuster9090]

8. Haha! Thanks! nt

[SheltieLover]

11. Yw

I consider Malaria a russian ASSet.

[rickford66]

6. Looks like Scarlett Johansson

[TrollBuster9090]

10. We can fix that up. All she needs is darker eye makeup, and a darker wig. She'd be a

...a dead ringer for Melania. My money says Trump will get hitched to a robot next. Robots don't demand prenuptial agreements.