You're in charge: What would be the first thing you'd to the Killa Con after he was arrested?

[malaise]

I'd unravel that hair and wipe off the make-up for the mug shot

[Newest Reality]

1. Oh,

I don't think my response would be proper decorum here and I would probably violate the terms of service.

That should give you and idea though

[TheBlackAdder]

50. I wonder if a lien could be placed on all of his properties until the tax situation gets worked out.

[doc03]

2. If I said I would likely get a visit from the Secret Service nt

[whistler162]

3. Take away his girdle

[panader0]

4. Make the cops strip him, hose him down and douse him with bug powder,

give him a blanket and put him behind bars. All pay per view.
If he goes to jail, and that is my most fervent wish, he will have no hair dresser anymore.
By itself, the specter of him bald and fat, will destroy him and crush his house of cards ego.
Embarrassment, humiliation and jail time---and meanwhile, further charges will continue to
be added to his nefarious rap sheet. There will be a weekly segment on faux about the
struggles of donnie.

[gab13by13]

5. Thanks a lot for that ugly picture I got in my head now.

Put him under house arrest, no golfing.

[tavernier]

6. Never allowed to set foot on American soil again

Plus all of the above.

[Cartaphelius]

7. teach him to speak in

complete sentences....

[MyOwnPeace]

15. ineffective punishment.....

You'd be punishing the teacher, not the "student!"

[Cartaphelius]

41. SEE: Original Posting

Missing the verb: do

[beachbumbob]

8. I would freeze all trump family assets domestic and foreign for starters

[Walleye]

19. Yes. Impoverish the whole family. And then make him say, Democratic Party.

[KentuckyWoman]

34. Yep. He's all about the money.

Without the money he's nothing.

[Volaris]

45. Yep I agree. I want the greens at mar a lago bricked over with the names of the Covid dead.

Fuck him.

[ProfessorGAC]

53. First Thing I Thought

Assuming there are actual assets to be liquidated above debt.

[peacefreak2.0]

9. Put him in general population.

[Hanzzy72]

22. This.

You would also need to make sure he finds a suitable cell mate.

[DEbluedude]

10. Throw him to the ground...

Knee to the back of the neck, pin his arms behind his back and instruct him to “ stop resisting”. Oh wait. That would NEVER happen after he was arrested.

[soothsayer]

11. I think the mugshot sans makeup, and accurate weight and height

And treat him like anyone else.

[secondwind]

12. SHAVE HIS HEAD

[KentuckyWoman]

33. Just before the 3 min mark

[GoCubsGo]

13. Spit in his face.

And, I'd make sure it was a nice, big, slimy loogie.

[PCIntern]

14. I would quote none other than Ahnold S:

“Fuck YOU, asshole.

[malaise]

26. Just think of the utter humiliation associated with my mugshot

It may just be worse than finally having to pay for a life of criminality.
The Fuck you would follow

[llmart]

16. And who's going to get the task of doing that awful job?

I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. Maybe they could enlist/co-arrest McConnell to help with that.

[Clearly fogged in]

17. Thanks for all the fish!

From Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

https://m.

[JHB]

18. X-ray him for listening devices

[malaise]

27. LOL

[Generic Brad]

20. I would try to improve his diet

He needs a steady diet of overcooked vegetables straight from the can. I 'm thinking spinach for breakfast. Bamboo shoots for lunch. Beets for dinner. Thank of it as a permanent fast food cleanse.

[malaise]

28. ROFL

That would kill him

[Blue Owl]

21. "Accidentally" dump a bowl of prison gruel on his head

Then wait a few hours before throwing him a moldy clean-up towel

[Moostache]

23. Waterboarding

Not to get anything, just to see him melt into goo.

[JudyM]

24. Confiscate his phone and tape his mouth shut.

So the country can start to heal from the trauma.

[marie999]

29. Once he is arrested I would treat him with the same respect I treat the other prisoners.

Anything less demeans me.

[Vinca]

30. I guess drawing and quartering is out of the question.

Besides, where would you put the giant orange blobs?

[dalton99a]

31. This:

[Silent3]

32. There's what I'd like to do, and what I would do

What I would do is give him better treatment than he himself would tell cops to use when arresting a BLM protester.

Completely in keeping with the law, I'd certainly make sure no one went out of their way to give Trump special treatment. Treat him like a common criminal.

What I'd like to do... would be very uncivilized.

[malaise]

37. I like this response

Treat him like a common criminal - beginning wiht my mug shot :chickle:

[Talitha]

35. Big screen tv's in his jail cell -

Playing Obama, 24/7.

[malaise]

36. You win the thread

please include yesterday's three pointer

[Talitha]

38. Cheers!

[MurrayDelph]

39. I have two

1 Asset forfeiture

2 Confinement with no phone, internet or TV, and nothing to pass the time but books with big words and no pictures.

[roamer65]

40. Hand him over to Hank Voight.

Big Chicago PD fan here.

[EndlessWire]

42. Physical checkup

Give him Giuliani as his lawyer on appeal...if he's available...

Honestly, I'd make him forfeit all his property except for his yacht, and I'd make his entire family leave the country. Maybe that's beyond sentencing guidelines, but give him a choice.

I will refuse to let him occupy my head anymore. Otherwise, he can just be stuck in a cell to rot. No internet.

[machoneman]

43. Torture! Heavy water-boarding. Thumb screws. Detention cage like the kids have at the border.

Later, drawn and quatered. Head on a pike in front of the WH.

Cheering crowds, happiness and AMERICA freed form a dictator!

[NotASurfer]

44. Revoke security clearance

First order of business

[Cartaphelius]

46. Place him in Guantanamo

with all of his fellow traitors, starting with Rush, the entire FOX crew,
Betsy DeVos, Bitch McCornhole, Kevin McCarthy, Lindsey "Gayseed"
Graham, Nunez, Gaetz, etc.....

[jmowreader]

47. I'd just put him through the standard county jail intake process

I mean, it would be fun to do most of the things everyone else is suggesting...but being told to take off his fancy clothes, being sent for delousing, being issued a standard High Risk Inmate jail coverall, getting fed his first jail meal and being ordered to live in a gray prison cell with no phone and no fawning fans would make him suicidal...which will put him on suicide watch, which apparently is even more humiliating than regular lockup.

[malaise]

48. Love it

but my mug shot is part of this process and it would humiliate him.

[jmowreader]

49. Any mug shot at all will humiliate him

[AmericanCanuck]

51. Have him change his depends.

[Brainfodder]

52. "Not suitable for public consumption?"

[Brainfodder]

54. This coward will sing just being shown a single feather in a ziplock bag?