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jeffreyi

(2,540 posts) Mon Nov 2, 2020, 12:54 PM Nov 2020

Just heard of a new conspiracy (Covid testing)

They are stealing your DNA!

My friend's relatives believe this, won't get tested, and as a result are no longer welcome at my friend's holiday dinner.

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Just heard of a new conspiracy (Covid testing) (Original Post) jeffreyi Nov 2020 OP

who would want more mice dna anyway? getagrip_already Nov 2020 #1

Fuck that, I just pick up their used Kleenex and send it to the fucking lab. rzemanfl Nov 2020 #2

They can get all the DNA they want from safeinOhio Nov 2020 #3

getagrip_already

(17,802 posts)

1. who would want more mice dna anyway?

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 01:11 PM

Nov 2020

They have fully mapped the genome. Rodents dna isn't a commodity.

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rzemanfl

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2. Fuck that, I just pick up their used Kleenex and send it to the fucking lab.

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 01:18 PM

Nov 2020

We will get every last one of them, in a camp if they can work, in a box otherwise. We'll keep their stuff and put their kids in pizza parlor basements or the Finger Lakes region. satire.

But can they be sure?

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safeinOhio

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3. They can get all the DNA they want from

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 01:43 PM

Nov 2020

the sewers.

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