nailed it

[kpete]

you guys we don’t have to send in the marines to get him out of the white house all we have to do is cancel the cable

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[Cartaphelius]

1. And ban Yelp.

[world wide wally]

2. Turn off the electricity and water and he'll be out in 24 hours....Or less.

[Hassler]

3. He'll come out when he sees the KFC bucket outside the WH gates.

[brush]

4. Just leave a trail of hamberders and KFC drumsticks off the property.

He'll follow it.

[moonscape]

6. And cokes! n/t

[Lucky Luciano]

7. Or just coke

[moonscape]

15. Good point. We wouldn't want to leave Jr behind n/t

[ybbor]

10. It got James Woods a couple of times

[TrollBuster9090]

5. Turn off the White House WiFi, so his TWITTER account doesn't work. nt

[RainCaster]

9. And cable TV so he can't get Faux News

[Illumination]

8. HIDE HIS BALLS!!! Oh excuse me. I mean his golf balls & clubs!...

[Grokenstein]

11. Tell him Vladimir's stopped by to help.

When Donny emerges, tip out the golf cart and leave him thrashing around helplessly on his back.

[warmfeet]

12. He will come out crying and moaning just like the snowflake he is.

Cry babies are easy to control.

[WyattKansas]

14. Nobody will get to see his fat ass waddle out the back door.

If all of his legal ploys fail, it may be sooner than January.

[Bev54]

13. Pelosi said that a couple of months ago. n/t

[BobTheSubgenius]

16. Removing the "Bring me a cola!" button would help.

Changing his cell phone for one of the limited-capacity units that people get for the children - also good.

[Danascot]

17. Hamberder