Biden wins Dixville Notch 5-0.

[Drunken Irishman]

[msongs]

1. its over, stop the voting and counting nt

[rpannier]

27. Well... it is after midnight

[vercetti2021]

2. Landslide!

[Cha]

10. LOL

[C_U_L8R]

3. Take that, Trump.

There's more coming.

[Music Man]

4. I know it's a goofy tradition and doesn't necessarily mean much, but damn a 5-0 sweep feels great :)

[calimary]

40. Hey, those who weighed in...

WEIGHED IN!!!

[Bleacher Creature]

5. Call the election now!!

[dalton99a]

6. A great start.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. That's a great omen! Thank you, my dear Drunken Irishman! n/t

[Quixote1818]

8. Biden should declare victory now. Beat Trump to the Punch. LOL nt

[lpbk2713]

9. Trump is a loser.

[mvd]

11. I think that's the only Democratic sweep there that I remember

Very nice start!

[Stinky The Clown]

15. Me too. And based solely on that it is kind of a good sign.

[brush]

12. Ok, we're rolling, people. I'm going with Carville's prediction...

that it'll be over by 10pm tonight no matter what kind of bs trump is spouting.

[unc70]

19. That's 10 CST

[brush]

24. Carville goes even better. EST.

[calimary]

41. Dang!

[jcgoldie]

13. If Trump can't win in a place called "Dixville"...

...he's fucked.

[AllyCat]

31. Lol!!

[calimary]

38. ROFL!!!

I’m gonna be snickering about that all day!

[SunSeeker]

46. ...

[Totally Tunsie]

14. Clean sweep! Time now for Biden's acceptance speech.

Sounded like an easy dementia quiz:
Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden

[Rice4VP]

16. That was fun to watch...

Good start!

[Leghorn21]

17. Yeah but bunkerboi is sending John Dowd, Rudy Giuliani and Alan Dershowitz to contest the

results, so it ain’t over yet!!

[Initech]

22. I already have advanced footage from tomorrow!

[Leghorn21]

25. *Snort*!!

(I hear he might have committed some light treason... )

[Initech]

29. I hear that they also cannot try a husband and wife for the same crime!

[Dem2]

18. Strangely

I now feel Biden's chances of winning just went up significantly.

[roamer65]

20. FUCK TRUMP.

[liberaltrucker]

21. Welp, it's over. First round's on me

[Blue Owl]

23. Dixville Notch, Kick Trump in the Crotch

Eat shit and die, Donald!

[Initech]

30. Well, he does eat a lot of shit!

[joshdawg]

34. and spews a lot, also.

[regnaD kciN]

26. Interesting change from 2016...

It sure wasn't unanimous then:

Clinton (D) - 4 (50%)
Trump (R) - 2 (25%)
Johnson (I) - 1 (12.5%)
Romney (write-in) - 1 (12.5%)

[tecelote]

32. Thanks!

I was just about to look this up.

It just makes this so much sweeter!

[SunSeeker]

47. Dayum, big difference!

[OneBlueSky]

28. well, I've been saying for weeks that there's a huge hidden anti-Trump vote out there . . .

am I a genius or what??? . . .

[AllyCat]

33. Isn't the other one that votes at MN Hart's Location?

[nsd]

35. Hart's Location decided to skip this year because of coronavirus concerns.

[AllyCat]

39. Wow!! Smart move I would say.

[peggysue2]

36. Wow!

What a great start. An absolute KO in Dixville.

Onward!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

37. Only five voters there?

Definitely a population decrease over the years.

Which means, why should anyone at all give a flying fuck about how those five people vote? Yeah, I'm glad Biden got those votes, but really?

[Gore1FL]

42. In all honesty, nobody gave a shit before, either.

It's just the notoriety of going first.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

44. Well, I've been aware of

"Dixville Notch is the first in the nation!" for some decades now. I've always thought it was bullshit, but now that they are down to five voters, who really gives a flying fuck?

I recall some years ago, especially when I worked an early morning shift and went to bed by 9am at the absolute latest, that I would never on god's green earth stay up to midnight just to vote. Let me get a good night's sleep and then I'll show up. Clearly, those in Dixville Notch had no voters who worked a very early shift. Unless they all went to the polling place early but the votes weren't counted until midnight.

[mchill]

43. Or the former Trump and Romney voters voted for no one

Disgusted

[c-rational]

45. OK Joe should announce victory!