t'Rump can't seem to get moving today

[Yonnie3]

A visit to The campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va was scheduled for 10 am. Then moved to 11, then 11:15, and at 11:45 there is no word of his departure.

Edit to add: He got there at 12:13, which is over 2 hours late. I doubt they'll have anythig good to tell him that is truthful.

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[Phoenix61]

1. Busy packing? nt

[icwlmuscyia]

4. drugged to the hilt, perhaps

[Phoenix61]

6. He did sound out of it. nt

[brush]

36. I'd say yes. They've ran his fat ass ragged since he got out of...

the hospital—21 straight days of campaign lying, making 48 stops across 15 states.

They must've pumped him full of drugs daily to keep him going, no wonder he's beat.

And now he knows he's beat in the other sense, as in a big "L" on his forehead, so I say let him rest.

It's over.

[soothsayer]

2. Let's hope it's nothing trivial

[lagomorph777]

3. Massive hangover.

On a Fux clip this morning, he sounded bigly drunk, barely able to speak.

[soothsayer]

7. Yeah I heard some of those clips. Lost the will to declare early victory and everything

Maybe he’s off his steroids.

[catbyte]

8. Yeah, he sounded absolutely wiped out. Too bad, so sad.

[ananda]

9. Like Covid backlash.

Oh yeah, he's immune.

[soothsayer]

17. Not from prosecution... soon!

[ananda]

37. Yeah, double whammy!

Covid and prosecution!!!

Listening to that Fox gig this morning, Trump
sounds really hoarse and sluggish.

[MineralMan]

5. Iddums Haz a Tired.

Iddums haz a worry, too.

[soothsayer]

12. Iddums haz lotsa worries I betcha

[Solly Mack]

10. Poor thing. Complications from Covid 19 kicking his ass? Paralyzed by thoughts of failure?

Both?

Someone needs to tell him he's already a failure. That should get him moving.

LMAO

[RKP5637]

16. ... plus a swift kick in the ass out the door!!! n/t

[Solly Mack]

21. He'd rather hide in the bunker and tweet. Especially today.

[RKP5637]

27. ... maybe he will play with his tweeter so much he breaks it!

[RKP5637]

11. Getting ready to flee the US, but Putin told him don't come here, you failed loser! n/t

[Wounded Bear]

13. Maybe Melania took his Adderall to Florida with her...

[HipChick]

19. She already escaped?

[Wounded Bear]

22. Was spotted in Florida at the polls, voting...

presumably for Biden.

[True Blue American]

35. Oh yeah?

Melania voted in Florida, no mask! Only one there without one!

[Yonnie3]

23. Her flight is just north of Wilmington, NC

It will be a while until he is re supplied.

[helpisontheway]

14. Probably on the phone begging Putin to do something..nt

[dalton99a]

15. The perfect physical specimen is probably working on his victory speech

[SledDriver]

18. Low energy

Or hiding in his bunker

[Blue Owl]

20. Time for that Covid-19 relapse a la Herman Cain...

How ya feelin' there, Donny?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

24. Joe looked pretty spry this morning visiting his childhood home.

He's pumped up.

Time changes and travel in one day will wipe out anyone. Joe Biden is in much better physical shape. Plus, he has a good woman to snuggle with and share a love with. Big difference.

[Yonnie3]

25. and he's not a malignant narcissist n/t

[Clearly fogged in]

26. clearly a case of misunderstanding

trump was told there is no campaigning on election day, why would he think the campaign HQ would even be open? He must be furious- paying staff to keep the doors open on a day they can't sell anything!

[Vdizzle]

28. Ok Mr. President, it's time to go run some errands today...

“I don’t wanna!” *shaking tiny little orange fists through his jammies*

I say again, what a tiny little tangerine twatwaffle.

[Binkie The Clown]

29. Sleepy Don can't get out of bed. nt

[mopinko]

30. roids wearing off.

[essme]

31. The crime family children are finally wearing him out

Ivanka and Jared realize they don't have any friends left-- Don Jr. is waiting for Rush to die so he can take that job.....Eric thinks the Amway pyramid scheme sounds really good-

[sandensea]

32. Another mini-stroke

Every time Hillary was late for even 30 minutes to anywhere, Faux and Hate Radio would assure their mouth-breathers that's what happened - and non-stop.

In Cheeto's case, that's probably in fact what it was.

[Yonnie3]

33. He finally got the toilet to flush

and the motorcade is rolling.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

34. Maybe he died.

Or fled the country.

[Mike 03]

38. Drug hangover? Screaming at Brad Parscale, even though Parscale

no longer works for the campaign? Busy shredding documents? Negotiating with prosecutors at SDNY?